their book has talking snakes and
talking donkeys in it (like in Shrek!)
When Shrek,
talking donkey in tow, turns up to take his swamp back, he gets stuck rescuing a princess bride for the pint - sized potentate.
Not exact matches
Q. 4 It is only acceptable as an adult to believe childish Bronze Age mythology like
talking snakes, the Red Sea splitting, water turning into wine by magic, mana falling from the sky, a man living
in a whale's belly, a
talking donkey, superhuman strength, a man rising from the dead and angels, ghosts, gods and demons
in the field of:
No just kidding it comes from a belief
in talking snakes and flying
donkeys..
Talking snakes, talking donkeys, a boat at sea for half a year with a couple million animals, a temple less than 5000sq feet taking 150,000 workers and 7 years to complete, and then sacrificing 14 animals a minute for 7 days straight, a virgin birth story (like there weren't already a few of them before), a zombie invasion that no third party seemed to witness, a dude living in the belly of a fish for a couple days, a guys last words (before become back as a zombie) being «My god, my god, why hast thou forsaken me.
Talking snakes,
talking donkeys, a boat at sea for half a year with a couple million animals, a temple less than 5000sq feet taking 150,000 workers and 7 years to complete, and then sacrificing 14 animals a minute for 7 days straight, a virgin birth story (like there weren't already a few of them before), a zombie invasion that no third party seemed to witness, a dude living in the belly of a fish for a couple days, a guys last words (before become back as a zombie) being «My god, my god, why hast thou forsaken me.
talking donkeys, a boat at sea for half a year with a couple million animals, a temple less than 5000sq feet taking 150,000 workers and 7 years to complete, and then sacrificing 14 animals a minute for 7 days straight, a virgin birth story (like there weren't already a few of them before), a zombie invasion that no third party seemed to witness, a dude living
in the belly of a fish for a couple days, a guys last words (before become back as a zombie) being «My god, my god, why hast thou forsaken me.»
Don't forget
talking snakes, Hebrew speaking
donkey, men living
in fish for three days, and my personal favorite... ZOMBIES.
God can
talk through anyone or anything for that matter (remember the
donkey who spoke
in the OT and even Jesus said the rocks would cry out if the children didn't).
Is it funnier than
talking donkeys and snakes, a boat carrying all the animals of the Earth, a man surviving 3 days
in the belly of a fish, burning bushes and manna machines?
Bible believers accept that God wrote on stone tablets with His finger, an Ark that was magically filled with animals, a sea that magically parted, a
talking donkey, a woman turning into salt for looking at a city, a polygamous Abraham / David / Solomon, and some Jonah guy living
in a whale.
did you know the bible has
talking snakes and
donkeys (just like
in Shrek)?
God created Adam from a handful of dirt and his spouse from a rib;
Talking snakes; trees that bear fruit, that imparts knowledge and eternal life; a global flood, that required a pair of each organism on earth, be stuffed onto a boat; people who lived hundreds of years; a man who was swallowed by a fish, only to be spit up 3 days later, unhurt; a tower god was afraid might reach heaven; a woman who is turned into a pillar of salt; talking donkeys; unicorns; satyrs; a leviathan god creates and then does battle with; a zombie messiah, who was actually god incarnate; zombie Saints who left their graves and wandered about the town; belief in a circular, flat
Talking snakes; trees that bear fruit, that imparts knowledge and eternal life; a global flood, that required a pair of each organism on earth, be stuffed onto a boat; people who lived hundreds of years; a man who was swallowed by a fish, only to be spit up 3 days later, unhurt; a tower god was afraid might reach heaven; a woman who is turned into a pillar of salt;
talking donkeys; unicorns; satyrs; a leviathan god creates and then does battle with; a zombie messiah, who was actually god incarnate; zombie Saints who left their graves and wandered about the town; belief in a circular, flat
talking donkeys; unicorns; satyrs; a leviathan god creates and then does battle with; a zombie messiah, who was actually god incarnate; zombie Saints who left their graves and wandered about the town; belief
in a circular, flat earth.
Nothing we do is crazier than
talking donkeys, boats full of animals surviving floods covering the entire planet, people living for 900 + years, etc etc etc that you believe and read
in your bible (assuming your not agnostic).
For Muslims, that
talking point is code for whitewashing decades of atrocities committed against the people of Gaza: the kids killed on the Gaza Beach, the civilians bombed
in the most densely populated cage
in the world, and the attacking of civilians who resort to
donkey carts for transportation.
I find it very difficult to take adults who believe
in talking donkeys seriously.
Here's a list of things we should test... 1) Worldwide floods 2) Seas parting at the command of a person 3)
talking snakes,
donkeys, and bushes 4) People spontaneously turning into pillars of salt 5) a few loaves of bread and some wine feeding thousands 6) instantaneous healing of disease 7) worlds forming
in 6 days 8) words forming on stone tablets without the assistance of a living creature 9) people walking on water 10) resurrection on command
because you don't like something that's
in the bible, like
talking donkeys and unicorns, doesn't mean it's not
in there.
What is the only thing capable of making 40 % of the country fvcking stupid enough to think the entire Universe began less than 10,000 years ago with one man, one woman and a
talking snake: (i) paleontology (ii) archeology (iii) biology; or (iv) religion It is only acceptable as an adult to believe Bronze Age mythology like
talking snakes, the Red Sea splitting, mana falling from the sky, a man living
in a whale's belly, a
talking donkey, superhuman strength, a man rising from the dead and angels, ghosts, gods and demons
in the field of:
maybe christians are losing power because people are realizing they follow a book that has unicorns, dragons, satyrs and c.ockatrice
in it, also a
talking snake and a
talking donkey (like
in shrek), a man spends 3 days
in the belly of a whale (like pinnochio), men have wings on their back and fly..
Q. 4 It is only acceptable as an adult to believe Bronze Age mythology like
talking snakes, the Red Sea splitting, mana falling from the sky, a man living
in a whale's belly, a
talking donkey, superhuman strength, a man rising from the dead and angels, ghosts, gods and demons
in the field of:
or because there is a
talking snake and
talking donkey (just like
in Shrek!)
There are many times
in my life that I wish God would use a
talking donkey, or something just as obvious, to speak to me because I often need a sign or two before I recourse.
Is this the same book that has
talking snakes and
donkeys and mass zombie outbreaks and invisible body parts (soul) and invisible diseases (sin) that get passed down from father to son so god had to sacrifice himself to himself to appease himself so that he doesn't torture 100 % of his creation for all eternity
in a pit of fire but only 99.99 % of his creation..
Yes, but that's coming from a book that describes dragons, co.ckatrices,
talking snakes and
donkeys, mass zombie outbreaks, and a god who's so stupid he has to continually adjust his «perfect» plan by finding loopholes so that he can sacrifice himself to himself to appease himself so that he doesn't torture more than 99.999 % of his creation
in a never - ending torture pit he made for his own enjoyment.
there are
talking donkeys and
talking snakes
in the bible.
there's a
talking donkey - like
in Shrek!
You have a choice: Vote for a guy who believes
in talking snakes and
donkeys and mass zombie outbreaks or a guy who wears magical underwear and thinks he and his multiple wives are going to populate outer space for eternity..
«a
talking donkey»: can you show me where the bible says that the
donkey was able to actually
talk in the sense that other people had they been standing there would have heard it?
sure the bible sounds like a children's fairy tale with unicorns, dragons, satyrs and c.ockatrice
in it, along with
talking donkeys and
talking snakes - but it's to be taken seriously!
is it our transfer tactics and poor scouting or just poor management of this players, I just checked squawka's and the goal scoring CHART, the young man has 50 goals
in all competition for club and country at just twenty, not to
talk of harry kane's chart which is outrageously way high, but the same cant be said of our players like walcot and chamberlain who has been
in the club for
donkey years without significant improvement, walcot just got 100goals just the other day, something he should have reached a long time ago....
Emotions are running high
in University Park, where Sammy the Duck, Tanya the Cow, Jenny the
Donkey and their many human supporters await word of the next round of village budget
talks.
The man who put a black guy
in the White House TWICE and who now strives to put a
talking donkey on the throne of King's Landing.
Meeting someone online and
talking too much has a weird way of moving at lightning speed emotionally but leaving you awkward and ill prepared when they're actually
in front of you and you find out about their
donkey laugh and how their photos must have been from their college graduation.
Not even
Donkey, infused with serious panache by Eddie Murphy, so fabulously fast -
talking yet obtuse
in the first and second films, can muster anything, even while sparring with the previously entertaining Puss
in Boots (Antonio Banderas).
The first two «Shrek» movies,
in 2001 and 2004 (the latter of which now sits comfortably at # 3 on the all - time domestic box office list), had essentially the same plot: Ogre loves princess; love trouble ensues;
talking donkey makes wisecracks; love conquers all.
After writing and directing indies such as Gummo, Julien
Donkey - boy, Ken Park and Trash Humpers, Harmony Korine's Spring Breakers was one of last year's most
talked about films, with his work
in that film expected to help him lure
in even more A-list talent for this revenge film.
Once upon a time, a diminutive tyrant named Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow) sent an Ogre (Mike Myers) and a
talking donkey (Eddie Murphy, who played Mushu the dragon
in Disney's Mulan) to rescue a beautiful princess (Cameron Diaz).
But the ruler of this storybook kingdom is a perfectionist and gnomes, elves, and jive -
talking donkeys who sounds like Eddie Murphy, just don» t fit
in with the plan.
With
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze now firmly
in the hands of gamers across the world, Retro is finally opening up and
talking about their experiences working with Nintendo while developing the game, as well as their current aspirations and giving hints on what they're working on next.
When we
talk about retro being owned by Nintendo you have to ask what's involved
in thier timeline, I mean say after they finished
donkey kong returns 2010 to working on
donkey kong tropical 2014 did it take four years or have they been working on other stuff along the way?
In the universe of Rich Moore's quarter - per - play nostalgia bath, the characters are nervous: Our 8 - bit arcade heroes of yore have been supplanted by buxom first - person shooters, while their antagonists — like the
Donkey Kong — esque Wreck - It Ralph (an inspired John C. Reilly)-- attend support groups to
talk through their preprogrammed bitterness.
He had previously helped rebuild some valves during the restoration of the Museum's Steam
Donkey, then Norm Fair
talked him into volunteering to run it starting
in 2006.
Lots of people are
talking about his touchdown celebration, but Kelce has come forward and said that the move is indeed inspired by
Donkey Kong
in Smash Bros...
Another character you can find
in each world is a
talking mine cart, named Kartos, who challenges you to complete a
Donkey Kong Country - style mine cart level.
It had «classic» first party games and wilder new experiments, and god, can we just
talk about the Wii U e-shop, which allowed me to play Super Mario 64, Earthbound, and
Donkey Kong Country 3
in bed, cozied up with a gamepad
in my hands?
After awhile the novelty of a
talking donkey wears thin, unless the
donkey can participate
in reasoned and polite conversation.