Not only were they way too long — the fact that I had page numbers should have been a red flag — but I also used
teeny tiny font to make it seem shorter... and it wasn't fooling anyone.
Not exact matches
I swear, if I see one more artist website or blog with a plain black background and
teeny tiny unreadable
font, I'm going to unplug the internet.
This is often seen in inconsistent bullets, employment dates that have migrated across the page, and
teeny,
tiny or weird
fonts that no one can read.