During the «Iranian hostage crisis» (note that even the headline is like a
television series, drawing on emotionally charged words) there were nightly
special broadcasts, each of them
bearing the portentous title «Day One, Day Two... Day Fifty - Seven,» as if we were marking the passage of one of the most significant events in history.
Full of moments plodding and disturbed involving sick behaviour that
bears absolutely no resemblance to reality outside of the Lifetime channel or «Friends», Along for the Ride is also possessed of a terminally silly screenplay and the flat direction of one of those Hallmark
specials you flip past in search of something that doesn't rot the
television.