Sentences with phrase «tell jokes for»

The people that work at Lola's are all legends; I've rolled in there with 25 cents and offered to tell jokes for beers, they'll hook it up if you seem like a good person.

As reality sets in, he must decide whether his legacy will be to tell jokes for a living or become the butt of them, in this glimpse behind the weird world of comedy.

Not exact matches

Yet, it's a common bad habit for speakers to waste those precious opening seconds rambling pointlessly, telling a joke, reading an agenda, or apologizing needlessly, all of which fail to grab the audience's attention and motivate them to listen,» Price says.

If a joke flops, for instance, she suggests this line: «When [executive name] told me during lunch that that would be a funny line, I believed him.»

«It was always a joke,» Margo Kent, executive producer for Puppy Bowl I told Rolling Stone.

Paul was mostly known for his slapstick style of comedy, sharing footage of himself doing stunts, telling jokes, and playing pranks.

For every Weekend Update, the hosts Colin Jost and Michael Che will tell about 15 - 20 jokes in the course of a 5 - to - 10 minute sketch.

Between songs, they told jokes and shared personal stories about how they met, got their start and how Kenny's inspiration for writing the song «Last Dollar» was literally being down to his last dollar in Vegas in 2002.

During their private meeting, Kim told Moon he came to the summit to end the history of conflict and joked he was sorry for keeping Moon up with his late night missile tests, a South Korean official said.

Signs of the changes percolating in the retirement market were everywhere on Wednesday at Dimensional Fund Advisors» first - ever conference focused on the defined contribution space, from the jokes DFA's David Booth told at the expense of the existing king of the retirement market, Fidelity, to the news of the investment product DFA is rolling out to serve as a combination default option and lesson in responsibility for employees who are the least engaged in their retirement planning.

Joking aside, Apple CEO Tim Cook knows just how important telling time is for an expensive timepiece.

The jokes told the audience that the makers of the movies had contempt for the material and assumed that the audience shared in that contempt.

He hung out with 12 blue - collar dudes for three years and partied with the most sketchy people in society, people who I'm almost positive told jokes crass enough to make your pastor shudder.

In that time, we talked about death, joked about how her age finally caught her (as the previous week she had told me she thought it was starting to catch up to her) and then she told me she was afraid for the night to come because she knew it would be her last and she was afraid of being alone.

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Or i could point out that the big bang is the biggest joke ever told... That even the top physicists can't figure out how their own theory could work, not to mention the fact that for it to work they would need for the Universe to break the fundamental laws we understand as true since the beginning i.e. (No matter in the Universe can be created nor destroyed, you can only change it's state (solid to liquid, liquid to gas etc.).

The typical pastor would probably get fired for telling jokes like these.

I thought straight away this is a joke as scriptures tell us only the father knows the time of his sons return and hes keeping it to himself he hasnt even told his son yet.Mark 13:32 This a mystery isnt God all knowing and isnt Jesus God it is a mystery.Yet I like that that is the case because it proves that the father is not the son and the son is not the father they are separate yet they are one just like the holy spirit.I have come across denominations that believe the father son and holy spirit are the one person i asked them how they can say that when Jesus was baptized we see 3 separate persons.We have enough information to know that we are in the last days the signs are present and increasing.Ever since Israel became a nation the countdown has begun.The verse the enemy will come like a thief in the night i have heard preached many times and i believe the preachers have got it wrong because they preach it from the view for the church to get there act together or you will miss out.This view is incorrect because if you are a born again believer following him in obedience and relying on the holy spirit you are not walking in darkness but are walking in the light so you will not be caught unaware as those who are sleeping this is a warning for those who are sleeping or walking according to the flesh they are in darkness.Remember the 10 wise virgins the ones who were alert and keep refilling there lamps went in with the bride those who slept were left behind and so it will be when the Lord returns.Now is the time to prepare our hearts and lives to be ready for his return.It is an exciting time to be living and we are to live in the expectation that the Lord could return at any time brentnz

As I wrote in 101 Secrets for Your Twenties, «Your wife might not tell jokes like your college roommate did.

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Worst of all, he has a way of telling jokes that are blasphemous and inappropriate for religious people.

Yet within sight, sound, and stink of these things men and women were murdered by the agents of the state, perhaps because they had told an unwise joke about the regime, perhaps for no reason at all.

We have names for those who announce upon drawing up a chair exactly where the conversation is going and with what conclusions, just as we do for those who insult us by explaining the joke and telling it again.

Meisner reveled in telling me stories about his banter with the Polish pope who loved to kid him about the German propensity for Polish jokes.

and for someone to actually tell someone, joking or not, to do that, is just assine to me.

No joke, he will eat some, tell me he has had enough, and then will go looking through the fridge for some pepperoni or lunchmeat or leftover roast chicken.

Ha, can you tell from my lame jokes I just got home from work — hungry for some oats?!

«Oh, the sacrifices I make for your site,» he joked, adding, «Tell your readers they can substitute watercress if they can't find arugula.»

No joke, I work for a top company at this point in the revision dept. Really don't tell anybody but we found this site that is 100 % glitching and giv ing out complimentary Android!!

thanks for the sensible comment fatboy yep i know i do get that they do nt really mean it, but i just cant come to terms with that, i do nt really expect civilised culture in a sport but generally from the people in the world, yep you are right about the real world, maybe thats the reason it annoys me extremely, i mean look our world is rotten to the core, the human mindset is terrible when it faces danger or problems for himself, and maybe thats the reason i just want football to stay as just as an entertainment industry but when i see that people even here let the words flow in any kind of way just because the are frustrated, i really cant come to terms with it, i really love black humor and some akbs react angrily when some fans tell some wheelchair jokes or for example on the post from admin where one could write jokes about wenger, some were really awesome, but when people cant control their emotion after a game and abuse other people it just irritates me as hell cause i really think that thats one of the big problems in the world..

The man's a joke, he tells the media that Cazorla won't be ready until the end of the month, As if to suggest that he will ease Cazorla back slowly, so what does Wenger do, days later, he goes and plays him for the full 90 minutes??

I agree that his time is up and the Board should tell him so but for Merson to suggest that Brendan Rogers should replace him is a joke which exactly describes himself.

His record against the top teams is a joke the away form this season is relegation form and now we have fans abandoning games because they've become bored and disillusioned by it all but that won't bother Wenger he'll be around next season and probably year after that our board don't have the bottle to tell him his time is up they don't wan na upset him so they'll feed fans with the same rubbish they've been doing for years we believe next season we'll challenge for the title we have a world class manager who's hungrier than ever blah blah blah

what with Wenger telling the same jokes for a decade!?

It's no joke keeping wenger for another rebuild was suicide and I'm afraid to tell everyone that this will be the worst season in wengers history 35mil for xhaka instead of 32mil kante was when I ended my hopes for wenger and now bakayoko aswell is he blind??? I wanted mendy aswell being an arsenal fan is horrible iv hated the last 2 years more than the last 3 decades coz I know hope is gone WENGEROUT before its late and we end up being the smallest slowest team in prem history

«You must be joking, Donnarumma is a Milan player and I hope and I am convinced that it will be a Milan player for many years,» he told TV show Tiki Taka, as noted by Calciomercato.

Or perhaps, deep down, Britain's fundamental response to seeing a young, black, working - class man taking his own advice is to tell him to sit back down, instruct him as to what's best for him, then make jokes about how many children he has.

I know they hate the AKB label that they USED to wear with such (misguided) pride but they are awfully quiet at the moment don't you think?It seems their Chosen One has even left them with nothing to say in his defence and that alone shows the true picture of the state Wenger has finally taken us to.We are an EMBARRASSMENT and there is just no hiding from this now.Dont tell me the Board are not aware of this.Dont for one minute believe Josh Kronke is not aware of our plight.We really are a joke of a Football Club that this Manager is still in a job this evening.F ** k the Europa Cup.Why would anyone Seriously believe this prehistoric has - been is capable of getting past AMadrid?Why would anyone believe he should be given the chance anyway?

something tells me man city / man united are gonna put in a joke bid for him that will blow us out of the water

We Arsenal fans overrate their player's a lot.No wonder when our players leave to another club eventually their quality always declines even if they're world class.Take a look at all the top players who have left Arsenal and look at their careers.Things start well and end badly.It is unfair to say Sanchez is irreplaceable because none of you can know until you give the chance to another player and no one knew he would have this impact.This should tell you that until you try you can't know.I hate it when we allow players to treat us like this.Why not sell him abroad and get a top winger to replace him instead of allowing him to go for free?How do you know we will or won't win the league with him or if another top winger comes in.We might really really regret this season if the future of some key players are not sorted out.We overrate our players a lot its a joke.

As far as I can tell Sanchez for the same price as Costa is a joke.

The Arsenal fans have been telling Arsene Wenger this sort of thing for years, we even have our in jokes about the things he says such as fit again players being like a new signing, but the boss does not seem to be listening.

As for related party transactions you mention in your joke blog, UEFA ruled they were fine and acceptable so you couldn't even get that journalistically correct, in addition even if they decreed they was not, who are UEFA to tell any company irrespective of what it does or where it is based, who they can and can not sponsor and what value that sponsorship should or should not be.

At an activity last night, some of the women's moms were SHOCKED when I told them that we celebrated a «Krampus» party at work as a joke for a holiday party.

And it's important to be a good role model for your child — don't tell inappropriate jokes, especially ones making fun of a particular group of people.

So whether your child is telling you the same joke for the tenth time, or he's sharing a long - winded story, be a good listener.

During his campaign for New York's newly formed 27th Congressional District, Collins joked about how some people told him he needed to smile more.

Shelter Island Town Supervisor James Dougherty has apologized for telling a joke about a woman being «ravished» by a gorilla during a speech he delivered last month.

I would very rarely tell a joke I don't believe in, but it's so easy to go for the gratuitous joke.

Remember, this is a man who's been quoted as referring to people who didn't go to Oxbridge as «potted plants»; who, it's reported, turned up in a working class district in Scotland in his Mercedes with his nanny in tow and said he'd decided not to bring the Bentley (he told me he's learnt now you can't tell jokes if you're a politician); and who was rejected by London's Kensington and Chelsea Tories for lacking «the common touch».