Sentences with phrase «telling jokes about»

Usually it's the customers telling jokes about the airline.

Don't tell jokes about the Tea Party or drill baby drill on the oil spill pages.

It seems that the teanut - gop really misses 1952 — golfing, no CIVIL RIGHTS issues on the front pages, they could tell jokes about the races and women, and then EISENHOWER is elected..

According to the survey's standards, many Jews, too, should be classified as anti-Semitic, since they tell jokes about other Jews — jokes that, if told by Gentiles, would be anti-Semitic according to the survey's standards.

How often have you heard the pastor on Trinity Sunday tell jokes about why he never preaches about the Trinity and isn't about to begin?

Early on, I remember telling a joke about, «How would you like to go through life like you're perpetually witnessing the docking on the Hindenburg?»

My grandma told me a joke about the boy who thought that NO was his name.

Shelter Island Town Supervisor James Dougherty has apologized for telling a joke about a woman being «ravished» by a gorilla during a speech he delivered last month.

The right wing MP had previously been sacked from the shadow cabinet after telling a joke about an Englishman throwing a Pakistani out of a train that ended with the line: «They are 10 a penny in my country.»

Hillary Clinton barked like a dog before hundreds of people at a rally in Nevada after she told a joke about a pooch that could sniff out Republican lies.

Ann Winterton was sacked from the shadow cabinet by Duncan Smith in 2002 after she told a joke about an Englishman throwing a Pakistani out of a train that ended with the line: «They are 10 a penny in my country.»

Charlotte (Laura Prepon), a stand - up comic who buys drugs from Jeremy, meets Lee at Jeremy's house and immediately seduces him, though their budding relationship takes a major blow when she tells jokes about screwing a senior in her act.

«Entertainment» is a mix of Michael Haneke's antagonistic approach with Andy Kaufman's self - aware style, centered on a lonely comedian who tells jokes about Carrot Top shooting himself in the head.

And if nothing else, they can tell jokes about how disastrously everything went last time (because, after all, most first - time Oscar hosts are terrible).

Obvious Child starts with its heroine, stand - up comedian Donna Stern (Saturday Night Live alum Jenny Slate) telling a joke about vaginal discharge.

«In 2011, I told some jokes about our current president, [Donald Trump], at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

He tells a joke about litigators, who frequently tell him their job is more project management than anything else.

A tenth of those surveyed said they would tell jokes about Indigenous Australians, avoid sitting next to an Indigenous person, and would not give an Indigenous Australian a job.

I feel like they understand the plights of authoritarian governing practices and capitalism gone awry when they tell jokes about the Trump administration and media conglomerates.

As Clinton observed, Bush gets to tell jokes about women and sex.

Every two to three minutes he would tell a joke about various incidents that he had experienced throughout his real estate sales career.

Not exact matches

Once I learned all about the business side of things, the pair (who, by the way, have inside jokes and act like old friends), told me they were going to Google the next day to do a live Hangout video chat with the tech blog Mashable.

There are all sorts of stories told about Facebook, some of them on film, that really give a sense of a place where it's immature not only in terms of the jokes you choose but also in how you value your relationships.

Thus, the most important jokes you'll ever tell are the ones about yourself, even your failures.

Clients ask me about the wisdom of telling jokes.

She champions women's issues and isn't afraid to talk about her kids, tell an off - color joke, or enjoy a sugary snack.

For every Weekend Update, the hosts Colin Jost and Michael Che will tell about 15 - 20 jokes in the course of a 5 - to - 10 minute sketch.

Between songs, they told jokes and shared personal stories about how they met, got their start and how Kenny's inspiration for writing the song «Last Dollar» was literally being down to his last dollar in Vegas in 2002.

Deadpool 2 originally included a joke about Disney, but Ryan Reynolds was told by 20th Century Fox to cut it from the film.

First a few jokes: My sources tell me that the new Fed Chairman will be Marc Faber; second, as Lloyd Blankfein is chirping about Brexit and Goldman moving to Frankfurt, Germany, he opined several years ago that Goldman was doing God's work.

Fallon, who «pulled a hammy,» tagged in his predecessor who told a few jokes about the 2016 field and the

In that time, we talked about death, joked about how her age finally caught her (as the previous week she had told me she thought it was starting to catch up to her) and then she told me she was afraid for the night to come because she knew it would be her last and she was afraid of being alone.

- Pope to Mass of millions: Get out of church — What we learned about Pope Francis in Brazil — Massive crowd attends prayer service with pope — Why millennials are leaving the church — Pope Francis tells youth that faith cures discontent — «Slum pope» visits Brazil's poor — X.XX Church pastor: Weiner is an addict, not a joke — Security raised to «high risk» for pope in Brazil — A nightmare day for the pope's security detail — Explosive found near site pope

I tell them about the fire trucks and the ambulance, I joke about how my mother's nerves will never recover, I always get a laugh when I tell everyone about how I was whisked away in an ambulance with our baby and Brian was left standing alone in the parking lot wondering what in the hell just happened.

I told her in the way that I always tell things that alarm me: I joked about it.

So I told her about my dream and then tried to crack a few jokes at my own expense, «oh, can you even imagine that happening?»

The other day, a co-worker told a «joke» about physically hurting gay people.

I have it on good authority he said «My wife... is such a comedian, always cracking up the apostles with her naughty jokes... Like did you hear the one she told about the Priest the Rabbi and the Pastor who were discussing how they apporting their collections and the Priest says «We go into the parking lot and draw a circle on the ground and throw all the money up and any that lands in the circle we give to God» and the Pastor says «Yeah, we do almost the same thing but give God anything that falls outside the circle» and the Rabbi looks at them both and says «We do almost the same thing to, draw a circle and throw up the money high into the air and God keeps what God wants...»

Even today, if you have ever heard, or if you have ever told a story, or a joke about heaven, I am sure the story included something about Peter.

In college we used to joke about a guy going up to a girl and telling her that God wanted them to get married; because you're right «God told me so» is like the ultimate trump card.

do nt tell me you still believe that april fools joke about him claiming foreign aid when he applied to college?

Yet within sight, sound, and stink of these things men and women were murdered by the agents of the state, perhaps because they had told an unwise joke about the regime, perhaps for no reason at all.

Someone once told me they think of Rachel as the logical and rational teacher Jesus feminist, and I'm the soft squishy mama - heart Jesus Feminist — and so together we complement each other nicely (< insert joke about how we make wonderful complementarians >) in these discussions.

Sokolovsky told Russian media that his proposed punishment far exceeds the crime and that his treatment hearkens back to Joseph Stalin joking about communism.

Meisner reveled in telling me stories about his banter with the Polish pope who loved to kid him about the German propensity for Polish jokes.

Giving orders, and obeying them — Describing the appearance of an object, or giving its measurements — Constructing an object from a description (a drawing)-- Reporting an event — Speculating about an event — Forming and resting a hypothesis — Presenting the results of an experiment in tables and diagrams — Making up a story; and reading it — Play - acting — Singing catches — Guessing riddles — Making a joke; telling it — Solving a problem in practical arithmetic — Translating from one language to another — Asking, thanking, cursing.

Police joked about arresting Sir Cliff Richard at Wimbledon when investigating a child sex - assault allegation, a journalist has told a High Court judge.

It's the running joke among vegans / vegetarians that as soon as you tell somebody you don't eat animal products, they immediately get a nutrition degree and interrogate you about protein.

I can't think about Nachos without thinking about this joke a man recorded and illustrated after his wife had a little too much wine and told it to...

guy couldnt pass the ball wright, can not shot, not just he missing chances but he miss the ball all the time, slowing the tempo, no pace no speed old story, on one on one no way he can pass the player, dribble like my grandma... and you tell me how the guy with this attributes can be no. 1 striker and play in the best league in the world and probably one of the best clubs in the world... as long as i am alive i would ask myself how giroud stray in arsenal and be no. 1 striker... even my little cousin make a jokes about him, its obvious like a day... guy is laughingstock!!!