Sentences with phrase «telling jokes like»

The typical pastor would probably get fired for telling jokes like these.

As I wrote in 101 Secrets for Your Twenties, «Your wife might not tell jokes like your college roommate did.

Are you meant to be here to tell jokes like that?

Not exact matches

Have some recreational activities in the break room, like a pool table or a dart board, and go out of your way to tell a new joke if you have one ready.

Bob likes football, telling dirty jokes and drinking beer.

The moral of this story is, if you're going to tell others — even as an April Fool's joke — what you think the future of your industry might look like, you had better be sure that your company has a plan already in place, or the joke will be on you.

Once I learned all about the business side of things, the pair (who, by the way, have inside jokes and act like old friends), told me they were going to Google the next day to do a live Hangout video chat with the tech blog Mashable.

The Bayside crew tell him that's ridiculous, and Zack jokes that Jimmy going on a date with Nicole Kidman is «like Jessie becoming a stripper,» a reference to Berkley's notorious flop, «Showgirls.»

It's like I tell you a joke, you know, I tell you a joke and you laugh and you get caught.

«I joke to myself, I wonder what their portraits looked like when they were vice presidents,» Biden recently told GQ magazine.

The historical Jesus would be telling these jokes too, and he would find words like «He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.»

Not sure what my sin was but perhaps because I am Italian and from NY, I am often loud and outspoken and like to laugh and tell jokes in public, also not the best housekeeper and we have cats, in the house no less, and I am an artist.

* Chorus * But God can be funny At a cocktail party when listening to a good God - themed joke, or Or when the crazies say He hates us And they get so red in the head you think they're «bout to choke God can be funny, When told he'll give you money if you just pray the right way And when presented like a genie who does magic like Houdini Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Claus God can be so hilarious Ha ha

What a joke, the media has been trying to tell us all along, Ron Paul is non existent and everyone and his brother is surging, one by one the con's are all dropping like flies on a winter day, cain, grinch, huntsman, now its Santorum's turn.

I have it on good authority he said «My wife... is such a comedian, always cracking up the apostles with her naughty jokes... Like did you hear the one she told about the Priest the Rabbi and the Pastor who were discussing how they apporting their collections and the Priest says «We go into the parking lot and draw a circle on the ground and throw all the money up and any that lands in the circle we give to God» and the Pastor says «Yeah, we do almost the same thing but give God anything that falls outside the circle» and the Rabbi looks at them both and says «We do almost the same thing to, draw a circle and throw up the money high into the air and God keeps what God wants...»

I thought straight away this is a joke as scriptures tell us only the father knows the time of his sons return and hes keeping it to himself he hasnt even told his son yet.Mark 13:32 This a mystery isnt God all knowing and isnt Jesus God it is a mystery.Yet I like that that is the case because it proves that the father is not the son and the son is not the father they are separate yet they are one just like the holy spirit.I have come across denominations that believe the father son and holy spirit are the one person i asked them how they can say that when Jesus was baptized we see 3 separate persons.We have enough information to know that we are in the last days the signs are present and increasing.Ever since Israel became a nation the countdown has begun.The verse the enemy will come like a thief in the night i have heard preached many times and i believe the preachers have got it wrong because they preach it from the view for the church to get there act together or you will miss out.This view is incorrect because if you are a born again believer following him in obedience and relying on the holy spirit you are not walking in darkness but are walking in the light so you will not be caught unaware as those who are sleeping this is a warning for those who are sleeping or walking according to the flesh they are in darkness.Remember the 10 wise virgins the ones who were alert and keep refilling there lamps went in with the bride those who slept were left behind and so it will be when the Lord returns.Now is the time to prepare our hearts and lives to be ready for his return.It is an exciting time to be living and we are to live in the expectation that the Lord could return at any time brentnz

In college we used to joke about a guy going up to a girl and telling her that God wanted them to get married; because you're right «God told me so» is like the ultimate trump card.

It's like watching a 6 year old tell jokes.

* Chorus * But God can be funny At a cocktail party when listening to a good God - themed joke, or Or when the crazies say He hates us And they get so red in the head you think they're «bout to choke God can be funny, When told he'll give you money if you just pray the right way And when presented like a genie who does magic like Houdini Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Claus God can be so hilarious Ha ha Ha ha

(That's an old deity joke I like to tell.)

Too funny, its like being agnostic... «i Believe in God, but not Religion» what you are really saying is, I do nt want to go to Church, Study the Bible and worship the way the bible tells you to, but as long as I still say I believe in God, then I am covered... just in case he is real... what a joke!

It like hearing a 7 year - old tell a dirty joke.

It is kind of like when people ask you to tell a joke and then you can't think of one.

guy couldnt pass the ball wright, can not shot, not just he missing chances but he miss the ball all the time, slowing the tempo, no pace no speed old story, on one on one no way he can pass the player, dribble like my grandma... and you tell me how the guy with this attributes can be no. 1 striker and play in the best league in the world and probably one of the best clubs in the world... as long as i am alive i would ask myself how giroud stray in arsenal and be no. 1 striker... even my little cousin make a jokes about him, its obvious like a day... guy is laughingstock!!!

Early on, I remember telling a joke about, «How would you like to go through life like you're perpetually witnessing the docking on the Hindenburg?»

Chael told a joke that went something like this: Anderson, Wanderlei and the Nogueira Brothers walk into a crowded bar.

Well cant say i did nt told you so, Arsene and arsenal is team joke next up 4th place champions league qualifier and we get knocked out then we start struggling like spurs

We Arsenal fans overrate their player's a lot.No wonder when our players leave to another club eventually their quality always declines even if they're world class.Take a look at all the top players who have left Arsenal and look at their careers.Things start well and end badly.It is unfair to say Sanchez is irreplaceable because none of you can know until you give the chance to another player and no one knew he would have this impact.This should tell you that until you try you can't know.I hate it when we allow players to treat us like this.Why not sell him abroad and get a top winger to replace him instead of allowing him to go for free?How do you know we will or won't win the league with him or if another top winger comes in.We might really really regret this season if the future of some key players are not sorted out.We overrate our players a lot its a joke.

The Arsenal fans have been telling Arsene Wenger this sort of thing for years, we even have our in jokes about the things he says such as fit again players being like a new signing, but the boss does not seem to be listening.

Only Liverpool can stop them, but joke results like the 3 - 0 defeat to West Ham tell me they're miles away.

She likes to do fun things like playing pranks on people, telling jokes, reading, and socializing.

When I'm not having fun with my Kesem Krew, I like to play my ukulele, act with my theatre company on campus, and tell as many corny dad jokes as possible.

-- sorry inside joke...) I was told that they would be served through the end of October... sounds like stock purging or contract with an odd end date.

(Truth be told, I had never heard of CAIA either, and was deeply disappointed when I made a joke about how «CAIA» sounds an awful lot like what Bob Marley would call «kaya,» and Kelly didn't get the reference.

He proceeded to tell a story about smuggling Jewish artifacts into the Soviet Union and joked that his own Greek Orthodox beliefs gave him insight into Orthodox Judaism, letting Yiddish words like tzitzis and shul roll off his tongue all the while.

And it's no longer a joke that the Manhattan - based prosecutor might be listening in on every phone call made by an Albany power broker — when former Senate leader Dean Skelos» son told his dad, «You can't talk normally because it's like fucking Preet Bharara is listening to every fucking phone call,» it turned out to be the truth, and is now a matter of public record.

Hillary Clinton barked like a dog before hundreds of people at a rally in Nevada after she told a joke about a pooch that could sniff out Republican lies.

Much like Feynman himself, the book succeeds in making complicated science clear — and gladly takes detours from the cerebral side of physics to travel the globe, tell some jokes, and meet a few girls.

But the thought at the time was something like, «We're not gonna not tell jokes amongst each other just because some ignorant person might get confused.»

«My background is in sports performance, so it's like how professional athletes train, which is no joke,» the founder of Bandana Training tells PEOPLE.

If you've done this technique correctly and intensely, your hamstrings will probably feel like jelly and you might find yourself prone to falling down suddenly (this is not a joke - I can't tell you how many things I've had grab onto to catch myself on after doing a hard set of these)!

When people ask me what I do to stay lean, and I tell them I drink a lot of water, they often look at me like I'm joking.

She can do fun things like tell you jokes, play music, and answer random trivia questions, but she also can really help you get organized and save time!

I feel like I should tell a joke, make a fart noise, or talk about the weather.

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Plain and simple, everyone's a comedian and no one likes to tell a joke and not get a laugh.

I usually come off as a serious or quiet guy but thats not who i really am, i like telling jokes and making people laugh cause life is just too short not to enjoy it.

i'm a odd person i will dance like an idiot to make someone smile without caring who's looking, i will sing a song if i feel like singing, i will tell a bad joke when it needs to be told, ill help someone who needs it, if a friend is down...

Do you like comedy shows, or telling bad jokes, or is there a favorite Instagram feed that makes you giggle?

They joke about how the people they know are stupid, Days off are spent surfing the web together and chatting whole nights, He tells her about how irritating his friends are and she tell him how disturbing her friends are They Laugh together, play games together, Or occasionally going out together to do stuff like getting coffee for each other and making fun of strangers.