Sentences with phrase «tells jokes to»

While the noise is negotiated away, O tells jokes to the security detail.

In another clip, the striker appears telling a joke to one of his friends, while doing another funny dance.

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Specifically in this case, young comedian Floyd Mooney (Jay Pharoah) wrestles with whether to semi-abandon his modestly successful career telling jokes to black audiences and pursue a film career in which he might achieve major fame and fortune by appealing to mainstream audiences.

In fact, for years my dad told this joke to his students, «How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?»

Things kicked off when Gearbox Chief Creative Champion, Mikey Neumann, and funny man Kris Straub took to the stage and told some jokes to get the audience warmed up.

If you want to use a joke as an icebreaker, test it out in advance (I can't tell a joke to save my life, and attempting one during a presentation would do more harm than good.

It's this setting of me with 13 of me in one view, and so like in one I'm like telling a joke to myself and taking a picture of myself, playing a quartet with myself.

AI assistants can do a lot for us these days, from telling you jokes to warming up your home just the way you want it.

Alexa can do everything from play music and tell jokes to track your fitness and control all sorts of smart home gadgets, and now it can make email triage a breeze.

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(There's an SNL skit where cast members joke that the best thing you'll learn at a fake internet college... is to not tell people that's where you went.)

«If you want to tell me that my jokes are corny and wack, I 100 % feel you,» he said.

Have some recreational activities in the break room, like a pool table or a dart board, and go out of your way to tell a new joke if you have one ready.

Yet, it's a common bad habit for speakers to waste those precious opening seconds rambling pointlessly, telling a joke, reading an agenda, or apologizing needlessly, all of which fail to grab the audience's attention and motivate them to listen,» Price says.

The moral of this story is, if you're going to tell others — even as an April Fool's joke — what you think the future of your industry might look like, you had better be sure that your company has a plan already in place, or the joke will be on you.

Once I learned all about the business side of things, the pair (who, by the way, have inside jokes and act like old friends), told me they were going to Google the next day to do a live Hangout video chat with the tech blog Mashable.

When a joke flops, his go - to is «When (name exec) told me during lunch that that would be a funny line, I believed him.»

The Bayside crew tell him that's ridiculous, and Zack jokes that Jimmy going on a date with Nicole Kidman is «like Jessie becoming a stripper,» a reference to Berkley's notorious flop, «Showgirls.»

Arthur Adams, who says he worked at a McDonald's in the 1980s, said on Quora that customers would ask him to tell a joke or sell his McDonald's hat.

A Starbucks spokesperson told Fortune that the barista meant no offense, but rather believed to have had a friendly relationship with the customer when writing the misguided joke.

Lance told me a joke, I laughed, teacher caught me, now I've got to go see the principal.»

«I joke to myself, I wonder what their portraits looked like when they were vice presidents,» Biden recently told GQ magazine.

Many advisors will tell you to open a speech with a joke, but that's not always good advice, especially if your persona or the subject of your speech doesn't readily lend itself to humor.

«Coming from the world of comedy, I've told and written a lot of jokes that I once thought were funny but later came to realize were just plain offensive,» he said.

I'd tell them jokes, and at the end of the night (assuming everybody was in a good mood), I'd ask how many people came to see our show.

She champions women's issues and isn't afraid to talk about her kids, tell an off - color joke, or enjoy a sugary snack.

For every Weekend Update, the hosts Colin Jost and Michael Che will tell about 15 - 20 jokes in the course of a 5 - to - 10 minute sketch.

Between songs, they told jokes and shared personal stories about how they met, got their start and how Kenny's inspiration for writing the song «Last Dollar» was literally being down to his last dollar in Vegas in 2002.

«And he always loved to tell a good joke.

During their private meeting, Kim told Moon he came to the summit to end the history of conflict and joked he was sorry for keeping Moon up with his late night missile tests, a South Korean official said.

While telling a joke or two to warm up an audience can be effective, avoid ending a presentation with a laugh.

When he presented his findings back at the office, Flom was told to take a hike and actually threatened with termination by the company's CEO: the band was regarded as a joke by Atlantic's executives, their audiences were viewed as idiots, and their songs were derided as garbage.

If I can not find the deep laugh - out - loud moment within myself, I ask someone in the office to tell me a new joke or share a funny meme.

Signs of the changes percolating in the retirement market were everywhere on Wednesday at Dimensional Fund Advisors» first - ever conference focused on the defined contribution space, from the jokes DFA's David Booth told at the expense of the existing king of the retirement market, Fidelity, to the news of the investment product DFA is rolling out to serve as a combination default option and lesson in responsibility for employees who are the least engaged in their retirement planning.

«But if we came to the conclusion they have already made up their mind and Comey is telling the truth — that is a joke, Comey hasn't told the truth in years — then we would just be leading him into the lion's den.»

Deadpool 2 originally included a joke about Disney, but Ryan Reynolds was told by 20th Century Fox to cut it from the film.

When you see crypto people tell each other to hodl or make hodl jokes, they're referencing this apocryphal posting to the Bitcoin Forum way back in December 2013:

Buffett immediately put the group at ease, telling them to call him «Warren» and even joking with Pabrai's young daughters that he eats only things he would've as a five year - old.

First a few jokes: My sources tell me that the new Fed Chairman will be Marc Faber; second, as Lloyd Blankfein is chirping about Brexit and Goldman moving to Frankfurt, Germany, he opined several years ago that Goldman was doing God's work.

He said his grandson would allow people to tell the same stories or jokes over and over because he didn't want to be disrespectful and say he'd heard them before.

Even though the idea sounded great in theory, there was no telling how two control freaks would handle writing songs together (fans often joke that Saves The Day should change their name to «The Chris Conley Show»).

Rape culture is when a comedienne comments on rape jokes and the response is people making rape threats, telling her she's too ugly to get raped, saying that she actually wants to get raped, and telling her that rape is a compliment.

He hung out with 12 blue - collar dudes for three years and partied with the most sketchy people in society, people who I'm almost positive told jokes crass enough to make your pastor shudder.

Really you need the funniest jokes of all time to take around with you and politely ask dying people if you could tell them some jokes..

In that time, we talked about death, joked about how her age finally caught her (as the previous week she had told me she thought it was starting to catch up to her) and then she told me she was afraid for the night to come because she knew it would be her last and she was afraid of being alone.

He told me its real and He said if you want proof, im going to have to find a professional polygraph operator (lie detection operator) and see with my own eyes that its not a joke.

Francis told the Catholic leaders on Sunday to focus on the poor, that the Vatican must be reformed, and joked that whoever wagered on his long - shot election as pope «won a lot, of course.»

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Or i could point out that the big bang is the biggest joke ever told... That even the top physicists can't figure out how their own theory could work, not to mention the fact that for it to work they would need for the Universe to break the fundamental laws we understand as true since the beginning i.e. (No matter in the Universe can be created nor destroyed, you can only change it's state (solid to liquid, liquid to gas etc.).

They probably told their wives they were going fishing, but actually just came out here to get drunk and tell coarse jokes.