If only the movie were at least
terrible in a funny way (a la DOLEMITE) one could reasonable have a good time poking fun at it, but unfortunately it is so tedious the only solace to be gained is by turning it off completely.
This sucker could transform lives
in so many
ways it's not even
funny: besides charging economy - altering cellphones and giving children the ability to study after dark, it can help
in areas ranging from health (the kerosene lamps currently typically used for night - time lighting are
terrible on the lungs) to economics (kerosene can suck up 25 - 30 % of a family budget) to global warming (kerosene = carbon emissions).