Stay Positive This is much different
than joking as it pertains to the tone of your profile.
Not exact matches
It disappeared faster
than a bad Fall sitcom, leaving me to wonder why the only place I ever saw a pair were on my doctor
as he conducted my appointments, complete with a note - taker on the other side of the connection (so many...
jokes... can't pick... just one).
The project, intended
as more of an inside
joke than a wide - release software product, spread virally through the student community, where it quickly prompted outrage and was taken down.
My last sentence was intended
as a
joke and should have indicated
as such, along the lines of «other
than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?»
If you want to believe that
joke as scientific fact go ahead.Scietific «facts» are nothing more
than guesswork on the part bunch of educated morons looking for more free grant money so they don't have to get a real job.
We're not taking their truth more seriously if we take them
as literal predictions about the future, any more
than Data is interpreting more accurately when he misses the
joke.
Inflation galloped at such a pace there that locals
joked that it was more economical to use the currency
as toilet paper
than to buy toilet paper.
You say Fox News left
as meaning, I surmise, lacking total credibility and nothing more
than a
joke?
As with exchange students from another culture, catching the humor in
jokes takes longer
than finding the restrooms or deciphering a menu.
It was more fun, they
joked, to pose
as an oracle
than to misname a century.
As mankind progresses and leaves the Dark Ages farther and farther behind, knowledge and science inexorably debunks myth after religious myth to the point where religion is exposed as nothing more than a sick joke, nothing but a method to gain control and power over the masse
As mankind progresses and leaves the Dark Ages farther and farther behind, knowledge and science inexorably debunks myth after religious myth to the point where religion is exposed
as nothing more than a sick joke, nothing but a method to gain control and power over the masse
as nothing more
than a sick
joke, nothing but a method to gain control and power over the masses.
I hear «heresy» used in a
joking manner more
than a serious one,
as most younger Christians have been so inundated by the word to refer to any deviation from «traditional» (read: conservative) Christianity that they are inoculated from the possibility that heresy is a real and dangerous thing to avoid.
The
joke is that while the taro might be dismissed
as the white potato's unfriendly, ugly - duckling relative at first glance, taro is actually far more vitamin - rich, higher in fiber and lower in calories
than the potato.
As you can probably guess, when the movie finally started, anti-Finding-Dory-guy was laughing longer and harder at every single
joke than anyone else in the theater (except, for me, of course).
As cleared up by Sky Sport Italia, the Portuguese superstar's name was brought up in a meeting between Milan CEO Marco Fassone, sporting director Massimiliano Mirabelli and Mendes, but it's claimed it was more of a
joke than a serious enquiry.
In the history of boxing's heavyweight division, never has a fighter fallen faster, and farther,
than did Liston in the 15 months it took Ali to reduce him from being the man known
as the fiercest alive to being the butt of
jokes on TV talk shows.
Anything less
than that score line will be deemed
as a
joke, A bit like your article??
«They have set themselves
as this higher -
than - high, pious team who set the benchmark for what is right and what is wrong in cricket, when everyone who has played against them knows it's an absolute
joke.»
where
as the like or sterling, stones and walker are been sold nothing less
than 50mil, Lukaku even went to united nothing less
than 75 mil whereas Sanchez left foot is better
than Lukaku's both foot to me, they must be on some cheap high, if not for AFC that has been
joking with players contract over the years we won't be in this situation... Sanchez is worth 100 mil -120 mil in today's transfer market
Lucky to draw at Everton (Defense), 2 pts lost Tied away to newly promoted Leicester (Defense), 2 pts lost Should have beaten City @ Home (Defense), 2 pts lost Tied at home to an even sh *** er Spurs (Defense), 2 pts lost Why even show up at Stamford Bridge
as we can't beat a Mourinho Chelsea team (Defense), 3 pts lost Tied @ home to Hull SERIOUSLY (Defense), 2 pts lost Allowed Swansea to comback when we're leading (Defense), 3 pts lost Man Utd's worst side ever beat us @ HOME (Defense), 3 pts lost and BIGGEST
JOKE SO FAR We all know what happened at Stoke... (Defense) and most recently tied away to weaker Liverpool team when we had the lead and conceded in injury time with more
than half our team being defensive players at the time, (Defense)
Gibbs is out (up to 3 weeks) again, nothing new with that
as the «boy» is incapable of staying fit more
than 2 months at the time... And he is Arsenal first choice LB... What a f*cking
joke and he is not even a good player!!!
do the honorable thing resign before it becomes a
joke and the whole world will see you
as a failure rather
than a once great coach.
It's got so sad I'm thinking Jonny Evans be good signing because I'm thinking he's better
than wat we have sad but true mustafi is a lerk one min good next min tackles fresh air, BFG is a wheelchair it's embarrassing kos is injury away from retirement oh but we have Monreal great player but not center back it's
joke wenger loves football so that's why going forward we look good but defending not he's game bring back George graham just
as defensive coach jez even Sam allardyce has Everton a lot tighter it's fact we can't defend for years I'm sick saying wenger is and will always be arsenal great always in my eyes but he has go for good of everyone we need young fresh manager and not someone mr wenger hand picks and he goes upstairs won't work can't work we need let new coaches do there job and let new manager do he's and please give him money spend and laugh if ye want but the man for new job has be allergi has be if can't get den Luis Enrique if not him get Henry with vieria wat a buzz it be with them 2 my point.
Giroud must compete for that position with Lord Bendtner
as he is abit hungrier for goals
than Giroud who loves playing
as an attacking midfielder.He is just not good enough.Scoring one goal for the sake of discharging you duty is a
joke which i thought Wenger shouldn't condone at all.He has seen great strikers and am sure in his hearts of hearts he knows Giroud is not good enough.Had he not been French he wouldn't have been guaranteed a place at the Emirates and neither of the other top 4 teams would entertain his mediocrity.
Greedy Stan Kronke is only concerned with making money, and if Usmanov sells up then we are in it deep cos Wenger will continue to steal a living from the club
as will that clown Walcott.We are also rans, there is no real desire to spend a penny more
than necessary and every year Wenger fiddles around at the edges of the team but never really completes the job, I'm sick of watching the same game over and over, Wenger waving his arms about but doing the like for like subs on about 70 mins
as usual while Bouldy sticks to his vow of silence, we are a
joke among the top teams, and if Wenger signs a new deal then I may have to take a 2 year sabbatical cos I'm sick of the man and his bu # * ~ $ t press conferences,
Everybody in commentary (Sky / BBC / C4) enjoyed the tired old «Fernando is faster
than you»
jokes as he got stuck behind the Williams of Felipe Massa for the rest of the race, but he did manage to stay in front of another Mercedes - engined car which was surely a result.
In fact, Blackburn's newest owners have been greeted with sniggers and ample amounts of puns and
jokes, but even worse
than unimaginative cheap
jokes are likely to come out of this latest forgiven investment deal
as the Premier League lose yet more of his traditional English roots and heritage.
Even where Arsenal are weak — in goal — Fabianski may be less of a
joke as a stand - in
than Hilario.
So with the newborn I had no clue it is just all left off my brain
as to how to do a latch correctly and all that so that was a little surprising with having a second one but I kind of [inaudible] goals out the window with my second because I knew I had gone three years at that point was my first that it was just like you know I would just nurse
as long
as she wants to nurse and you know whatever happens, happens, I'm fine and we
joked because my second was much more independent we
joked that she would've wean more sooner
than her older sister which almost happened because my oldest nurse for almost 5 years.
Bartley kicked off with a
joke at Labour's expense: «We stand here, more united
as party with two leaders
than others are with one.»
Then, almost
as a
joke: «The OBR notes that there is a higher
than usual degree of uncertainty in this forecast.»
Commenting on this, he stated that the sign was initially regarded
as a bit of a
joke rather
than a threat, until one of his colleagues was disciplined and later dismissed for the crime of not smiling.
The
joke in political circles is that Grimm spent more time in the clinker
than Scaramucci did
as White House communications director, a gig that lasted 11 days.
The kerfuffle over his academic qualification is probably
as far
as he is concerned, a
joke, because afterall, he doesn't need more
than a secondary school certificate to be a member of the National Assembly.
Even
as most of them shy from actually endorsing the Governor for a second term, the public - employee unions» attitude toward him evokes the old
joke about a less -
than - honest roulette game: it may be a crooked wheel, but it's the only wheel in town.
Asked by a Labour MP to vacate the Tory leadership because David Davis beat him in the first round of the 2005 contest David Cameron
joked that in the vote of Tory members he won more votes
than David Davis (twice
as many actually).
But
as Zerjal worked through more
than 2,000 Y chromosomes, the
joke wouldn't die.
While her
joke about breast changes might be less
than flattering, the fact is that breast tissue does shift in composition - and shape -
as we age.
Teigen is known for sharing her
jokes, recipes, and political opinions on various platforms, along with photo and video snapshots of her family life — including her husband, her mother, and her various employees
as much
as (if not more
than) her daughter.
Also, underlying
jokes, underlying dismissive verbatim, whether it's sexist
jokes or — I wouldn't say straight out harassment, but some of it is harassment that women tend to get more
than men — more comments about how we look or more comments about being seen
as sexual objects.
Part of his charm was he shared stories where he was the brunt of the
joke,
as well
as things that he's less
than confident about.
That's all well and good, but does slightly fly in the face of the site's main advantage over Tinder and its ilk — that there's space for more
than a tweet's worth of information on the profiles.Still, the full profiles and questions are available, and it's free - to - use (with a few irritating ads), making it a worthwhile option for anyone hoping to know a bit more about their dates before meeting up for the first time.Just like online dating before it, dating apps started out
as a bit of a dirty secret — how many Tinder profiles
joke that they'll want to lie about how you met?But time and ubiquity have meant that apps like Tinder and Grindr are no longer seen
as a source of shame, and they're just another of the many ways people can try and meet each other in the modern digital age.It limits you to 12 or so potential matches per day (the exact amount depends on how many Facebook friends you have), giving it a bit more focus
than the sprawl of Tinder or Happn.They also just introduced timed matches which give you 24 hours to send the first message otherwise it expires, encouraging users to make matches more quickly.
Touted
as a love story, the suggestion itself is a sentiment funnier
than 90 % of all the
jokes in «Django Unchained» because its dispassionate approach has nary a feeling.
Two
jokes hit home, both involving Stifler (Seann William Scott), the former high school menace who is now,
as a young adult, even more libidinous and irrational
than before.
This is a lame
joke by anyone's standards, but coming from one of the greatest silent comedians (still recognisable
as the little tramp, even though he is playing a different character) makes it sound even worse
than it really is.
Featuring a screenplay by no less
than five writers, Flushed Away has clearly been geared to appeal primarily to small children -
as evidenced by the film's emphasis on action - oriented set pieces and distinctly broad bits of comedy (there's even a fart
joke thrown in for good measure).
Yet the execution isn't
as funny
as it sounds, with the film more concerned with fart
jokes than edgy political satire.
Worse, at least for parents with little ones in tow, the new movie wallows in lame
jokes aimed at adults, such
as one where a husky, whisker - studded transsexual princess says of Prince Charming, he «makes me hotter
than July.»
«Just Go with It» has major problems with its lack of wit and exhausted repeated
jokes, but thankfully, Aniston's performance is able to boost up the comedy in the film; adding to an amount that ranks higher
than many other films that try the same formula of comedy
as of this film With Sandler's and Aniston's connection being believable, «Just Go with It» manages to hit the mark for several adults and teens to enjoy.
The Hangover DVD is what we expect out of every male - audience - focused broad comedy: there's some mild nudity, more raunchy
jokes than even most 12 - year - olds will be able to stomach, some partially offensive ethnic stereotypes, the women aren't so much
as mistreated
as nonexistent, and there's Mike Tyson.