Then, there have been the screeching cats I've stepped on while stumbling for 3 am baby bottles and the Exorcist - style
upchuck projecting from otherwise angelic children at the stroke of midnight.
As Dr. Brutlag states, the first line of defence will likely be medications to induce vomiting (my vet warned me ``... it won't be pretty») and
then activated charcoal to block the absorption of the theobromine, and maybe IV fluids to replace those lost when she
upchucks.