Rio Ferdinand and John Terry are creaking and twanging their way to the knacker's yard, where they'll be able to swap racing tips with one - time wonderboy Michael Owen.
If Wonderboy should lose it's difficult to see him getting another shot at Woodley for a while and if Woodley should remain champ for a long time this effectively leaves Wonderboy in a no - mans land, similar to Benevidez and Mighty Mouse.