The rules for Mr Frodo Bunnykins — who's gone a bit psycho — are: never leave an electrical cord or rubber thongs unattended (or they will have millions of
tiny chunks bitten
out of them... haven't broken it to Husband about his stereo system); don't feed him too much lettuce or he will get diarrhea; and, most importantly, never, ever pat him with salty fingers or he will bite you and draw blood and you will cry and scream until Mummy gives you a Chupa Chup.