After eight years of doing this and now dealing with two teenagers living under my very own roof who ask the same question, I've got the answers down pat and can dismiss my students at the bell confident that they have at least a hazy sense that maybe going to church next Sunday would
n't be a complete waste of their time.
All they need to do is close down some of the wasteful buildings, cut out the bulk of their courses
which are a complete waste of time and get rid of 6 figure Professors that work just a few hours per week.
Epic Movie is a colossal bore of epic proportions, and the sole reason that it should probably exist is so that future filmmakers can see a prime example of a comedy that doesn't work due to poor set - up, a lack of comic timing, gags that not even someone giddy from binge drinking would snicker at, and parodies that even the most ardent of each spoofed film's fans will
feel are a complete waste of their time.
Trying to apply any form of sensible logic to this
film is a complete waste of time because Rampage is essentially what would happen if one of those cheap, beyond awful Sharknado films got a large budget.
Sometimes it can feel like every effort you make to nourish those little
bodies is a complete waste of time - ending up as a pile of mess all over the floor, or simply left untouched; the bin as its destiny.