Sentences with phrase «to jerk off»

«The direction stank like the ratatouie at my girlfriends sisters» last tupperware party, musky and familiar, whilst the script itself could have been written by some dole reaping cudgehole who's not left the confinements of his house for 10 years, drawn all the curtains and jerked off to all the naughty bits from Dario Argento's back catalogue.»
MOVIES & TV
Anything that is porn doesn't count — we're talking about writing, not jerking off on a page, which has always had different «marketing» attached to it — and those real books that have gained a mainstream audience have done so specifically because they were eventually traditionally published, i.e. pulled out of the self-publishing slush pile.
BOOKS
In the course of your work with Father Nutt, he twice asks you to «watch pornographic movies with him and «to jerk off with him» to relieve stress» (which you decline), kisses you on the mouth, grabs your buttocks, grabs your thigh and reaches for your genitals.
LAW
In the public domain, scientist would best start working out when they are being intentionally jerked off.
ENVIRONMENT
By porn addiction if you mean you are jerking off 2 to 3 hours a day and not sleeping well that can be bad with any habit if it cuts into your daily life that much but let's say you watch it half an hour a day average there's no way that I feel it could hurt you if anything it would keep you from cheating on your spouse and you can even watch it with your spouse.
HEALTH & FITNESS
Alektra has given us many memorable scenes to jerk off to!
BOOKS
I had bought it at the recommendation of a friend, but after several uses, the disadvantages (entanglements, rope burns and the flying hockey puck effect) seemed to outweigh the advantages (giving the dog a wee bit more freedom, having my arm nearly jerked off less often.)
PETS
A bridge across the Eel River is jerked off its foundations, taking a busload of farm workers with it.
SCIENCE
I jerk off way too much and I need a loving master to help me.
DATING
All to forget about their mindless job with way too much multitasking, which also causes «brain damage», and jerking off to porn, which, you guessed it, also causes «brain damage».
GAMING
Famed Masturbator and Bronx native - artist Vito Acconci strayed from jerking off under the floors of galleries and into the world of architecture and design.
ART
After a while, one begins to wonder if it's even still engaging to the person jerking off.
MOVIES & TV
Therefore, justifiably able to kill after saying, «I'm sorry for jerking off to porn dear Jesus, please forgive me.»
RELIGION
It's written by Jon Lucas and Scott Moore, who keep the party afloat with low-brow humor such as play-acting the jerking off a toddler, stealing a police car, getting tasered, vomiting in public, getting knocked out by Tyson, fag jokes, henpecked jokes, memory loss jokes, being drugged with a date rape drug, fat boy pratfalls and some tomfoolery with strippers.
MOVIES & TV
Not ironic cause weinstein had zero to do with the creative process or that he was fired long ago... No, he is a scumbag who jerked off infront off and groped and harassed actresses and Wind river is a powerful, resonating tale that stands up for, avenges and recognizes vulnerable women, marginalized native american women, the only ones USA dont bother to have stats on regarding missing or just vanished.
MOVIES & TV
I can not believe people are jerking off on these lazy overpowered supercars, honestly I can not.
AUTOMOBILES
After entertaining his buddies by miming a sex act with an anatomically correct female sand sculpture, he wades knee-deep into the drink to jerk off.
MOVIES & TV
Only losers jerk off about their degrees.
GAMING
You're more like a fucking clown who don't play video games except sitting you fat ass on a computer eating Twinkies and jerking off Nathan Drake.
MOVIES & TV
But Dave has grand ambitions — when he's not vigorously jerking off to his well-endowed English teacher, Mrs Zane, he's dreaming of becoming a superhero.
MOVIES & TV
MnF Poolside Peeping Can you jerk off without getting caught?
DATING
An adult-oriented teaser for American Reunion has arrived, and it shows how delicately the film handles the topic of finding time to jerk off when you've got a kid.
MOVIES & TV
Maybe you're already jerking off three times a day and want to use your time more constructively to look for a hook-up partner.
DATING
Of course not or you must be jerking off yourself to death... That is just not going to happen, simple as that?
SPORTS
As the grieving father of a truly loathsome teenage boy (who accidentally hangs himself while jerking off), Williams» failed teacher and writer is the perfect protagonist for Goldthwait's prickly, puckish dissection of easy sentimentality.
MOVIES & TV
It's a dirty book anyway, In My Room by Guillaume Dustan, and as she reads the line, «I was lying on the bed jerking off, smoking a joint» in a delicate voice, the artist starts getting spattered, too.
ART
The multi-faceted multimedia installation brings together Kelley's ideas in grotesque installations and moving images, which feature sweating barbers that jerk off behind bathroom doors and singing teenagers with a colgate smiles who perform pop songs in cowboy hats — both equally disturbing.
ART
Early on he's shown behaving in a hostile manner toward Mexicans, and the shooting occurs while he's supposed to be patrolling the border, when the sound of distant gunshots — Estrada trying to shoot a coyote — interrupts his plan to jerk off with a copy of Hustler.
MOVIES & TV
It doesn't have a FFC, big deal, all you use it for is to video tape urself jerking off, and than jerk off to that video.
BOOKS
The endearing and amusing Aaron Johnson stars as Dave Lizewski, a teenager who spends his days being bullied around by other kids at his high school, hanging out with his buddies at his neighbourhood comic book shop, jerking off to thoughts of his big-titted English teacher (Deborah Twiss) and secretly longing for pretty classmate Katie (Lyndsy Fonseca).
MOVIES & TV
Man I've been jerking off for 12 years now without any stable partner.
HEALTH & FITNESS
«Not just that, I wonder what it would be like to be fucked, just to have a big warm penis sliding inside of me taking advantage of me, sometimes I even picture myself jerking off slowly with a sexy girl to the left, and having a guy with a juicy cock to the right, and having to choose which one I want.»
DATING
Not even his true love, played by Scarlett Johansson as if she were Monteclair's answer to Jessica Rabbit, can keep him from jerking off, six, seven, eight times a day.
MOVIES & TV
The Ladinos hesitated and Tio was embarrassed for them and jerked off his ring and threw it on the table.
FOOD & BEVERAGES
Instead, it seems to be an hour of an absurdist home invasion followed by an hour of Aronofsky jerking off to how smart he is while chanting his own name.
DATING
So why do we jerk off trying to predict when Jesus is coming back when we are surrounded by such daily tragedy that can be prevented?
RELIGION
As well as jerking off to any digital media?
HEALTH & FITNESS
Something blurry plays out silently on video, and it takes patience (or the wall label) to realize that Vito Acconci lay under a gallery floor, jerking off.
ART
Efraim has never pursued a legit business and agrees with David that «jerking off old men» (David doesn't) is no way to make a living and support a girlfriend and baby.
MOVIES & TV
May is the month we all lay down to celebrate the fine art of wanking, jerking off, rubbing one out, twirling the pearl, onanism, self-loving, going solo, spanking the monkey, fapping, self-servicing — ...
DATING
Snit would have sat on the bench jerking off and eating sunflower seeds for 10 min if he got a free walk.
SPORTS
Stop jerking off with your life, and get serious about earning.
PARENTING
Other than Jim jerking off into a sock watching internet porn or seeing his dick behind a glass pot cover, the other ninety percent of the jokes revolve around Stifler.
MOVIES & TV
Don't come around here with your schmaltzy family themed outfits, because we all know what's going to happen; I'm gonna roll my eyes and make that «jerking off» motion with my hand near my crotch and you're either going to get sad or call the cops.
PARENTING
Sometimes banging your head against the wall is much more fulfilling and interesting than producing timely video game funnies; sometimes jerking off to Dead or Alive 2 on the Dreamcast in spectator mode is much more fulfilling and interesting than delivering a much-hyped video game on its twenty-seventh deadline extension.
GAMING
I didn't know this n — was going to pull his d — out and jerk off like this.
BUSINESS
Ulysses gets a magazine to jerk off to, which feels like a very old-fashioned thing to do, but maybe his Internet access is limited.
MOVIES & TV
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