Sentences with word «todger»

I am the Source of Re-source, and I can exclusively reveal that he's a sad little boy, in his bedroom, typing one handed (his other hand is busy playing with his stubby little todger), desperately trying to get «likes» by spinning his fantasies on here.

you can only p*ss with the todger you have and we are certainly doing that under PL, he is a good man and the team are grafting.

The «Fifty Shades» movies are all too happy to show Dakota Johnson in the buff but, as Dornan himself vowed, you won't see any «todger.»