Sentences with phrase «toilet joke to»

Every step — from the embarrassing effort to garner laughs from a toilet joke to predictable ending — has been done before.

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Inflation galloped at such a pace there that locals joked that it was more economical to use the currency as toilet paper than to buy toilet paper.

He said something about Doctor Who (sadly I don't think he was cocking a snook at Vince Cable), and something else about cleaning toilets that sounded like a joke but I'm not sure if it was a tenuous preamble to some on - message condemnation of zero - hours contracts.

I joke that we only have two places to sit: our mattress and our toilets, haha.

The toilet jokes equate to two scenes» worth, but they go a long way.

The era was also defined by toilet humour, namely that of the Farrelly Brothers, whose sequel here fails to realise that the world - even that of slapstick comedy - has moved on from fart jokes and gross - out nonsense.

From daft gags like the dog poop walking itself to the toilets to seen - a-millions-times-before scenes like asking for a bigger penis the minute you realise you have powers, every attempt to save the movie with yet another joke falls flat.

And yet, whilst the value of the inane antics depicted will depend on the viewer's threshold for tired toilet humour, simple sight gags and jokes about electronic methods of communication, the film's quest to garner cheap laughs eclipses any earnest effort to warm hearts or convey a suitably sentimental message about cherishing the old whilst accepting the new.

Anger Management is an unapologetic starfuck and a flat in - joke (Kurt Fuller, who played Werner Klemperer in Auto Focus, is referred to as «Col. Klink» in this film) predicated on our familiarity with Sandler's canon and our tolerance for toilet humour and obese cat gags.

The deleted / extended bits are as follows: Andy Samberg (4:12) on Bob Dylan, Aziz Ansari (1:42) on acting and Twitter, alternate Reggie banter (0:39), Medi - Ship complications (1:06), Fabrice Fabrice (4:21) performing a poem on a lost city, Anna Kendrick (1:47) recalling her Tony nomination as a 12 - year - old and eating a cat's liver, Rodney Waber (5:34) dishes more Harrison Ford gossip, dances, and reveals a senior citizen ticket price trick, David Cross (2:49) talks talking animals and white toilets, Senator Dewhurst (3:14) confesses strange sex dreams about his aunt and his plan to drive drunk, Zoe Saldana (2:03) answers questions about movies and acts out a Jerry Maguire reboot, «Garry Marshall» (1:19) explains why he's done with movies, Gillian Jacobs (1:38) discusses the ghost of Christopher Marlowe and the conflict in Nebraska, Chef Emeril Lugosi (0:34) endures a pun about sun - dried tomatoes, Andy Richter (4:59) delivers a kid - friendly version of «The Aristocrats» joke, pulls a gun after not answering a fart question (a task handled by Andy Samberg on the show itself), and responds to the 1990s TV movie The Shining, Tom Perdy (0:44) shows off a couple of additional cartoons.

When Josh Brolin's Cable travels through time to end up in the present, he comes across two rednecks discussing the finer points of toilet paper (because the Deadpool franchise loves jokes about shit).

It's useless to get mad at this movie, which is nothing more than a collection of jokes about bodily functions that occasionally laughs at people injuring themselves in order to take a break from gags about urine, vomit, soft - serve chocolate ice cream that looks like it's coming out of a man's rear end, a showroom - floor toilet that a different man sleepily decides to use to deposit what the ice cream is representing, another guy showing off his ability to «burp - sneeze - fart,» and more.

The easiest place to find a date is from a toilet (no jokes).

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High Moon Studios have tried to put humour in the game, and you'll often find Deadpool having conversations with the voices in his head or breaking the fourth wall to talk to you in the way that has made the character so loved and famous in the comics, but be prepared for a lot of toilet jokes.

This is the game I really wish I had when I was... (don't make a bathroom joke)... on the bus heading to school or... (dude, you're better than this)... waiting for classes to start (thank god) or when I was stuck on the toilet taking a never ending crap (Editor's Note: And there it is...).

Perhaps its because of our monkey roots — their lack of inhibition when it comes to handling their own filth must be lurking in us somewhere — that many of us find poo jokes and toilet humor so funny even as we, cough, mature.

On January 6, 2006, at some point prior to the corrective action meeting, Herman Vijayakumar (a co-worker) was the target of a joke, where he was handed a toilet seat as an employee award in mockery of Canac's service award.