Sentences with phrase «told jokes on»

We all laughed and told jokes on the way, and it was a fun ride and left my car smelling of good friends and good food.

When she finds herself spiraling downward into the bitterness of an angry exchange, she takes the initiative of saying a kind word, telling a joke on herself, offering a compromise or making a gesture of reconciliation.

Labour MP told joke on BBC One's This Week as example of humour she found offensive, but Jewish leader calls it an «error of judgment»

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Alexa can tell jokes, read books, teach math — the list goes on and it's expanding regularly.

The moral of this story is, if you're going to tell others — even as an April Fool's joke — what you think the future of your industry might look like, you had better be sure that your company has a plan already in place, or the joke will be on you.

I was blabbering on, making jokes and telling my story.

The Bayside crew tell him that's ridiculous, and Zack jokes that Jimmy going on a date with Nicole Kidman is «like Jessie becoming a stripper,» a reference to Berkley's notorious flop, «Showgirls.»

The chatbot is at least a bit convincing with some of its jokes because humans tell bad jokes on Twitter all day.

Arthur Adams, who says he worked at a McDonald's in the 1980s, said on Quora that customers would ask him to tell a joke or sell his McDonald's hat.

On the one hand, you can be yourself around them — your unfiltered, sometimes un-showered, lame - joke - telling self.

But, the study's authors found that the impact of laughter on teams» performances only occurred when the humour was interactive and engaging; in instances where the humour was isolated — think somebody telling a joke and the room lapsing into awkward silence — there was no effect on performance.

There are all sorts of stories told about Facebook, some of them on film, that really give a sense of a place where it's immature not only in terms of the jokes you choose but also in how you value your relationships.

Barry Diller, chairman of IAC, told CNBC on Wednesday that Donald Trump's presidency has been a «joke.»

Signs of the changes percolating in the retirement market were everywhere on Wednesday at Dimensional Fund Advisors» first - ever conference focused on the defined contribution space, from the jokes DFA's David Booth told at the expense of the existing king of the retirement market, Fidelity, to the news of the investment product DFA is rolling out to serve as a combination default option and lesson in responsibility for employees who are the least engaged in their retirement planning.

Then an article came out on The Verge saying Musk told them he was joking.

Rape culture is when a comedienne comments on rape jokes and the response is people making rape threats, telling her she's too ugly to get raped, saying that she actually wants to get raped, and telling her that rape is a compliment.

Don't tell jokes about the Tea Party or drill baby drill on the oil spill pages.

The historical Jesus would be telling these jokes too, and he would find words like «He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.»

Francis told the Catholic leaders on Sunday to focus on the poor, that the Vatican must be reformed, and joked that whoever wagered on his long - shot election as pope «won a lot, of course.»

What a joke, the media has been trying to tell us all along, Ron Paul is non existent and everyone and his brother is surging, one by one the con's are all dropping like flies on a winter day, cain, grinch, huntsman, now its Santorum's turn.

I have it on good authority he said «My wife... is such a comedian, always cracking up the apostles with her naughty jokes... Like did you hear the one she told about the Priest the Rabbi and the Pastor who were discussing how they apporting their collections and the Priest says «We go into the parking lot and draw a circle on the ground and throw all the money up and any that lands in the circle we give to God» and the Pastor says «Yeah, we do almost the same thing but give God anything that falls outside the circle» and the Rabbi looks at them both and says «We do almost the same thing to, draw a circle and throw up the money high into the air and God keeps what God wants...»

I thought straight away this is a joke as scriptures tell us only the father knows the time of his sons return and hes keeping it to himself he hasnt even told his son yet.Mark 13:32 This a mystery isnt God all knowing and isnt Jesus God it is a mystery.Yet I like that that is the case because it proves that the father is not the son and the son is not the father they are separate yet they are one just like the holy spirit.I have come across denominations that believe the father son and holy spirit are the one person i asked them how they can say that when Jesus was baptized we see 3 separate persons.We have enough information to know that we are in the last days the signs are present and increasing.Ever since Israel became a nation the countdown has begun.The verse the enemy will come like a thief in the night i have heard preached many times and i believe the preachers have got it wrong because they preach it from the view for the church to get there act together or you will miss out.This view is incorrect because if you are a born again believer following him in obedience and relying on the holy spirit you are not walking in darkness but are walking in the light so you will not be caught unaware as those who are sleeping this is a warning for those who are sleeping or walking according to the flesh they are in darkness.Remember the 10 wise virgins the ones who were alert and keep refilling there lamps went in with the bride those who slept were left behind and so it will be when the Lord returns.Now is the time to prepare our hearts and lives to be ready for his return.It is an exciting time to be living and we are to live in the expectation that the Lord could return at any time brentnz

He told Premier 150 people attended the group's mass in Brighton on the first day of the Labour Conference, but it has been the subject of some snide jokes within the party.

They don't try to «keep people interested» by telling needless stories, making jokes, or doing a dog and pony show up on stage.

It seems that the teanut - gop really misses 1952 — golfing, no CIVIL RIGHTS issues on the front pages, they could tell jokes about the races and women, and then EISENHOWER is elected..

The Vatican's official newspaper strongly criticized Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi on Sunday, calling it «deplorable» that he tells blasphemous, anti-Semitic and sexist jokes.

How often have you heard the pastor on Trinity Sunday tell jokes about why he never preaches about the Trinity and isn't about to begin?

you claim the bible is a joke but time tells all tails and in 100 years nobody wil care or remember your existence but the bible will continue to be the center of topic on cnn, fox, and every secular quote unquote news website in the world.

After a few seconds, he burst into laughter and told us that the looks on our faces were priceless and that he was just joking.

I think I got off on the wrong foot in PC - country by telling the joke: «Where do one - legged waitresses work?

We tell that joke every time we see snails on a menu — which means we're getting really sick of it.

guy couldnt pass the ball wright, can not shot, not just he missing chances but he miss the ball all the time, slowing the tempo, no pace no speed old story, on one on one no way he can pass the player, dribble like my grandma... and you tell me how the guy with this attributes can be no. 1 striker and play in the best league in the world and probably one of the best clubs in the world... as long as i am alive i would ask myself how giroud stray in arsenal and be no. 1 striker... even my little cousin make a jokes about him, its obvious like a day... guy is laughingstock!!!

(Speaking of Foghorn Leghorn, one of the funniest guys I've never actually met, Rod from the awesome The Black Guy Who Tips podcast told a joke today on Facebook about how he loved Foghorn Leghorn when he was a toddler, but realized after getting older that he was probably a slave owner.

On Feb. 4, Kiam, continuing in his buffoon's role, told a joke at a dinner in Stamford, Conn., saying that what Olson and the Iraqi army had in common was that they both had seen Patriot missiles up close.

thanks for the sensible comment fatboy yep i know i do get that they do nt really mean it, but i just cant come to terms with that, i do nt really expect civilised culture in a sport but generally from the people in the world, yep you are right about the real world, maybe thats the reason it annoys me extremely, i mean look our world is rotten to the core, the human mindset is terrible when it faces danger or problems for himself, and maybe thats the reason i just want football to stay as just as an entertainment industry but when i see that people even here let the words flow in any kind of way just because the are frustrated, i really cant come to terms with it, i really love black humor and some akbs react angrily when some fans tell some wheelchair jokes or for example on the post from admin where one could write jokes about wenger, some were really awesome, but when people cant control their emotion after a game and abuse other people it just irritates me as hell cause i really think that thats one of the big problems in the world..

You keep scraping around at the bottom of that barrel — you must have hit rock bottom by now with that ludicrous statement — with Podolski we could have been top of the PL!!!!?? Come on, tell us you are joking....

«I'll walk up to him on the field before the game this week and tell him that joke, and I promise you, he'll laugh.»

Early on, I remember telling a joke about, «How would you like to go through life like you're perpetually witnessing the docking on the Hindenburg?»

Truth be told, the Jenkins on loan looks a joke now because he could have got his experience until January at Arsenal.

This week's episode features Chris Manning's thoughts on Liam Feeney, Lee Tennant getting thrown out of a car park in Bolton Town Centre, Dennis Chase predicting a Bolton loss to Cardiff City, and Elliot Turnbull telling a joke.

It really could be anything — a stepped on foot, a joke told at her expense — but her reaction prompted us to see that she needed more time to feel better.

When we told our oldest son he thought we were playing a late April Fool's joke on him!

Someone told me on here a few weeks ago (not joking) that she does nt give her babies any multivitamins and that she just takes them out in the sun, because that's just fine, and you only increase your skin cancer risk if you get burned.

Older kids on the bus may tell inappropriate jokes or kids may overhear peers discussing graphic material they've witnessed.

Carry on telling me those jokes!!

She likes to do fun things like playing pranks on people, telling jokes, reading, and socializing.

The judge told Curry that he showed an extreme lack of judgment in posting the «joke» online, and sentenced him to probation, regular drug tests, and parenting classes to get him back on track.

That was one joke told on stage by comedian and actor Jim Gaffigan.

When I'm not having fun with my Kesem Krew, I like to play my ukulele, act with my theatre company on campus, and tell as many corny dad jokes as possible.

Picking on the one with poor social skills who can't tell a joke is just cruel.