Sentences with phrase «turd on»

A turd on the floor?!

there're countless rip offs on the market right now (not to say Flappy Bird itself wasn't a rip off, because it was lol), just the other day i was playing Flappy Turd on the crapper for like a quick two minutes, felt more in line with the theme than Flappy bird..

they might as well put a piece of turd on four condoms and still market the hell out of «the all new vision»

Instead, they were lazy and dropped this giant turd on us, that is nothing more than a confusing waste of time.

Tommy Smyth is the largest walking turd on the planet, with absolutely no clue about anything.

The about this football club than he does about a horse turd on his distant 75 million ranch.

Horse Turd all on their faces man... Matt Patricia is dog turd as a coordinator and his defense is bird turd too.

Shouldn't have left that turd on the field week 17 against the Giants.

I just said turd on the blog.

Not exact matches

What a turd, I hope god strikes him with lightning twice... shame on anyone giving this man donations... look at his picture he looks a little mentally disturbed to begin with... I feel bad for his family, especially his kids... imagine how goofy there going to be when they grow up...

Yep, you've got all the answers, served up to you by Jesus on a silver platter and (by inference) the rest of us who don't subscribe to your «truth» are just lost turds, adrift in an ocean of shit, piss and sin.

That would look great mounted on a plaque on my mantle, next to my moose turds.

Don't let the door hit your myth - believing ass on the way out now, you pathetic, pedophile enabling turd of a human being.

Why would anything this turd has to say warrant an article on CNN or any reputable news site?

An atheist is like a tick on the ass of a miscoscopic leech with it's head buried in a tick turd, living inside of the intestines of a ivory tower educator, standing up on his tiny little soap box and pretending that people don't exist.

HS the turd is attempting to tell us all who's going to heaven based on her idiotic interpretation of Christianity.

Not surprising since even if a dog dropped a couple turds that landed on the ground perpendicularly, they'd see a cross, kneel and pray.

They have observed the foul stench of sin and they have feasted, as we all have, on the turd that is human immorality and they've decided that there's no such thing as a roast dinner, there's ONLY turd, and there's ONLY sin.

Jesus is nothing but Burt Reynold, aka Turd Ferguson, whacked out on mescaline... which I now wish I took instead.

Remember this, just because there is a turd in the cookie jar and that turd has a note on it that says «Look at me, I'm a cookie» does not make it one and it sure stinks up the rest of the real cookies.

why spend time on this turd?

Shame on Mark Burnett for helping this shyster polish his giant turd of a criminal enterprise.

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You are right, we will need to clear 40 man space soon, and what better guy to place on waivers than a turd that no one will claim.

Yes, on Wednesday's episode, a contestant who couldn't think of the correct Oscar - nominated song went with «The Love Ballad of Turd Ferguson P.S. Hi Mom,» which meant the real Alex Trebek had to say that out loud.

You can't polish a turd, but you can cover a bar of gold with dung, that's what goes on at Arsenal.

And you literally have no ground to stand on by calling a pro fighter a turd.

Keep polishing that turd if you will with your rose coloured glasses on but if you should wake up then maybe you can actually do something to help our club now and in the future;

HE IS A TURD, we put up with his six and a half years out of eight injured and when we needed him the most and also offer'd to pay him handsomely for his services salary which anyone in the EPL would of been happy with (apart from Rooney and one or two others) he turned his back on us, i can take him wanting to leave but not his celebrating,

And four years later, marine biologists in Hawaii are still puzzling over the extraordinary summer when a tide of turtle turds washed up on a beach on the western side of Oahu.

I have been drinking about 16 oz of milk kefir every day for about 2 months now... it has gotten me regular but I am concerned about the large amount of turds... the pile is way more food than I eat in a day with some going from the bottom of the drain hole to about 2 inches out of the water laid up on the side.

They're not getting on YT or blogs or magazines saying I'd rather eat a turd burger than sleep with a black woman.

As I write this, I've got a «conference call» on a Sunday with this turd and one of his «associates» he still thinks I don't know who he is.

I rate on a system of smash or trash and part of this game was a smash and the other part was trash (pretty much a ray of sunshine shining on the half of the game disc that isn't under a pile of turd.)

But Netflix didn't just polish this turd: They served it up on a silver platter, and had everyone rushing to dig in.

Don't let our high ratings for the simple control and decent audio fool you into thinking «KISS Pinball» is worth more than a cursory look of disgust by anybody but the most desperate KISS or pinball fanatics with $ 10 to blow on this turd.

Do not waste your time on this turd.

The only thing they're playing is monkey - turd insane in a film whose premise encompasses a face - transplant that transforms a noble FBI agent into a psychotic terrorist - for - hire (and vice versa), not to mention a gun battle set to «Somewhere Over the Rainbow» and an escape sequence that hinges on the visual gag of our hero repeatedly losing his shoes.

Gleeson was a turd too, but I think the one thing we can all agree on is how good Fassbender is.

I am sad I wasted money on such a huge turd feast.

The cherry on top of this turd sundae was that damn Evanescence song.

The biggest joke in the latest Will Ferrell vehicle is that Universal spent $ 100 million on this dinosaur turd.

If that kind of humour don't rock your canoe, then you might not find the sight of Mila Kunis picking up a prostitute's turd from her carpet funny either... So, move on.

His parents left him, he gets picked on by everyone, finds a meteor which is actually a big blue turd, gets food thrown on him, has his leg humped by a dog, is covered in chemical feces, and falls in love.

Make sure to put Debbie Downer on your guest list; she'll keep things somber with her turd - in - the - punchbowl conversational technique.

Why are you trying to be the second-most irritating person on these forums after the Uruguayan turd?

We haven't really been in a stock picker's market since before 2008; simply everything, the turds as well as the cruise ships, have been floating ever higher on the increasing tide.

On a whole — movie franchise video games are steaming turds, focused more on pleasing fans of the movie rather than just making a decent gamOn a whole — movie franchise video games are steaming turds, focused more on pleasing fans of the movie rather than just making a decent gamon pleasing fans of the movie rather than just making a decent game.

I do not know why a gaming company (Treyarch farmed it off to Beenox) would even want to put their name on this turd.

Its much easier to navigate then BF3 and after the turd of cod ghost, it showed me what an fps can truly offer in terms of expansion on the battlefield