Pretty soon they're going to start literally splitting the game into chunks and declaring you can only play that piece of the game if you pre-order from Burger King at midnight
under a full moon while an Italian plays a mournful piano tune in the background.
While the numbers were almost certainly BABIP - driven, and his modest 2016 numbers reflect as much, this does not matter to the Cardinals as they mutter
under their breath by the light of the
full moon