Sentences with phrase «underwear all»

I kept imagining I saw shadowy forms, and at 3 A.M. the underwear I had draped over a chair resembled the Kaiser on roller skates.»
She had to wear long winter underwear and heavy overshoes in bad weather; she remembers vividly how in grade school her teachers would let her start getting ready to go home five minutes earlier than the rest of the class because of all the layers she had to put on.
Sorry but MORMONS are nothing even cose to christians.They believe in polygamy, molestation, and the worship of Joesoph Smith the molester, murderer.The Mormons will deny this becauser they do not want to be arrested or persecuted by the public.This is why they are super secret because if people really knew what they were about they would be run out of town and rightfully so.Why on earth would anyone want a president in office who believes his underwear is magical... he belongs locked up in a padded room for being a weirdo cultist... Romney you can take you magical skidmarked underwear some where else but not the whitehouse you weirdo sicko....
Now you would know about that magic underwear... rummer has it you have a pair for every day.
Christians wear a cross... Mormon cultists worship their Mormon Magical Underwear lol, they believe it protects them from evil and the most devout shall never take them off.Can you Imagine how nasty Romneys magical pantys are from never taking them off being a cult bishop lol.
Will Federal money be used for archaeologists to find those magic sunglasses????? What about those magic underwear??
Romney's change like most change their underwear, at least daily.
Attack of the 50 Foot Magical Underwear... Oh, but it's perfectly okay for atheists to shove their beliefs into schools, government, and legislation.
Governor Romney, as well has consistently been derided as not being «a real» Christian... and of course there's the whole «magic underwear» and having «their own planet» issue, that has been hotly debated.
Furthermore, do you think Romney is the «right Christian» when he is required to wear sacred underwear, no drinking coffee and tea, the LDS leaders are the only authority he should listen too, he can have more than one wife after this life, etc?
I know that wearing my sacred underwear 24/7 and not drinking coffee nor beer makes me a better person and protect me of all you heathens.
Romney is a cult Bishop who worships a religion that a con man, molester rapist, murderer made up to help him with his polygamy beliefs.Mormons are not even close to being chiristian in any way.Mormons are responsible for many crimes against women and children.Any man who believes his underwear has magical powers is a sicko and belongs in a padded room...
Perish your underwear in the crescent.
The magic underwear and afterlife planet stuff is exclusively mormon.
Is it okay to eat shrimp, wear a linen shirt over my woolen underwear, and touch a football?
If you have Superman underwear on, will God take this as a personal challenge and cast you out like he did his first challenger?
When I was a kid a friend told me my underwear * should be...
Christianity + a belief that aliens from other planets mated with humans who will one day be gods, that Jesus and Satan were brothers, that the Israelis colonized America and that magic underwear will protect you from evil = Mormonism.
Q: Are your underwear clean?
no holy underwear, etc...).
Special underwear is WAY weirder than ritualistic cannibalism.
Hope jesus has fresh underwear on for the rapture!
L&L&LOL Mormon man in white underwear, a reference to special Mormon garments.
I hate to be the one to tell ya this, but it doesn't look like Mittens is going to heaven; now matter how magic his underwear may be!
I was thinking about necessities, like tampons, pads, underwear, bras, but Lisa # 1's comments made me think maybe I had the right idea last year... maybe my job is to «spoil» the women, so they remember that they're worth it.
Marty quoted such Allen aphorisms as «Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down» and «I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear
What about the Mormons that believe in mormon magical underwear that protects them from evil.Or they revere Joesoph Smith as their messiah when he was a con artist, molester, rapist, theif.Or what about Mormons believe god lives on planet kolob lol.I am a conservative christian repub and can not vote for a cult bishop like Romney, Do nt sell your sould supporting a cult bishop who believes this garbage lol.
Or underwear with beer adverts on them?
You are the magic underwear wearing, golden plates believing, Moroni Baloney eating, Jospeh Smith fluffing fluffers you appear to be, no more study of you is required (though I have actually studied the Mormon faith).
Find your gold tablet mormons, your magic underwear, your FLDS polygamists, and your non-alcoholic drinks.
Must one still wear magic underwear on the planet kolob?
Willard the flip flopper along with his cult of polygamists, magic underwear, fake gold tablets, rapist and murderer founders.
Here is the way I see it.The first thing God did for mankind, after they sinned but before He ejected them from Paradise, was to get rid of their fig leaf underwear and make them some new clothing.
He might not match, and his underwear might be on the outside, but he will be dressed.
Where does Kolob and the Magic Underwear fit it??? Joel Osteen, we are waiting for that answer.
I always managed to get something red in with the white laundry in the washing machine, so that everybody wore streaky pink underwear.
Yet for the next several years, through my baptism, my church wedding (yes, to the Christian who gives gifts of underwear), through my continued efforts to write poetry, and even during my first bout of seminary education, I went about my life tense with the secret that I did not know how to pray as I ought.
Only if they put on their magic underwear.
Some might see glaring faults from a guy named «Attack of the 50 Foot Magic Underwear» who seems to think he has the facts on his side, when in reality he is just as small - minded and un-educated as the people he professes to be better than.
One can only imagine the great national accomplishments that will be made when we're led by a President Romney and his magic underwear!
How are those magic golden tablets in Joe Smith's magic underwear tasting these days?
I'm not aware of any other supposed Protestant branch that believes in magic underwear that helps them survive car wrecks, fires, and natural disasters [1].
The term «magical underwear» is a term that has been used by those who are uninformed and rather pejorative.
And a good thing too, if I was president during the cuban missle crisis, I'd need some pretty darn special underwear
What's the story with the underwear?
I'm not thrilled with the idea of a Prez who believes in magic underwear.
What I would like to see is a president that refuses to be drawn into religious idiocy, and simply says, «Religion is like underwear, often soiled and best kept private.»
I'll see your holy underwear and raise you a talking donkey and a plethora of Jewish zombies at the moment of Christ's death.
And, I simply can not trust anyone that believes in magic underwear or Joseph Smith and his delusions of Moroni, seer stones and the golden plates.
It is NOT thought of «magic underwear» contrary to what some misinformed people call it.
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