Owning the mechanism to make cash on every ml of
unicorn fart yields more money in the long term than blowing the cash on political influence on a fading tech.
I would also like to see an article on how Santa Clause would deal with international relations, and perhaps a piece on how
unicorn farts effect global warming.
You say --- > «Science isn't against the idea that a massive
unicorn farted out the universe, they just recognize that there's no way to currently test that theory — exactly as there is no way to currently test ID..»
Science isn't against the idea that a massive
unicorn farted out the universe, they just recognize that there's no way to currently test that theory — exactly as there is no way to currently test ID..
And you probably aren't even reading this because you are riding around on your giant
unicorn farting fairy dust on the rest of us.
But greenies claim if you just get enough participants, why you could run the world of off
unicorn farts and rainbow pixie dust!
We have no evidence of
unicorn farts, but we do know about bloviation sources from hot air producers.
Jim you forgot to mention the obvious alternative of all of us filling our cars with
unicorn farts.
Why don't you just study mitigation to high end climate affects of
unicorn farts?
The only way to achieve even the most generous 5.1 C rise by 2100 that Joel was claiming (Romm is all over the map and consistently references 6C so the 5.1 C is, well, not his claim) is to assume a sensitivity of 6C per doubling or a magic additional increase from CH4, CFC's, and, presumably,
unicorn farts.
You might as well say that we can model unemployment as a function of
unicorn farts, and that hurricanes are just God crying.
It could be from CO2 or it could be
unicorn farts.
It could be human CO2, or
unicorn farts, or cow farts (since cows are real), or plankton blooms, or the subtle effect of sunbathing on cloud cover.
Not exact matches
None of us want a future stuck with a bunch of religious idiots that actually think some imaginary pal is going to gallop down from the sky on his rainbow -
farting unicorn.
Who knows maybe science will someday discover data proving that indeed
unicorns do exist and
fart bubble gum.
How much belief do you have that there are no
unicorns that
fart rainbows?
None, but you certainly don't believe in
unicorns that
fart rainbows.
Coji is programmed to do some very silly things that kids love like snore, make silly faces,
fart, burp, display fireworks, spin around like a tornado, «slip» on a banana peel, flush a toilet, drink a baby bottle, play the Happy Birthday song, jam on a musical instrument, pretend to be a
unicorn, cry like a baby, set off an alarm, and blow kisses.
It's a toss up between Monkey
Fart or Narwhals and
Unicorns.
And breastfeeding a toddler or preschooler isn't all rainbow
farting unicorns either, it can be very challenging and while I'm no martyr I'm also honest and realistic enough to admit that not only are there some special sweet moments breastfeeding beyond the first 12 months but there are also some crazy hard moments that I can't stand.
Instead of the wood nymph, rainbow
farting unicorns breastfeeding experience, you've got a surprisingly powerful yet small jaw with or without teeth gripping your nipple, a sick feeling in your stomach, and a barely stifled screech of pain.
However, I'd have to recommend the following scents for the true nerds out there: Monkey
Farts,
Unicorn Poop, Elf Sweat, and Sherlock.
You must be one of the new generation of scientist... I didn't know that
Unicorns could
fart anyway, or perhaps you mean Unipart?
In this week's Weekend Reads: Profiting from Snap's IPO without ever buying a share, why so many startup
unicorns are as mythical as they sound, and — finally answered — what happens in your gut when you try to hold in a
fart.