Sentences with phrase «up asshole»

Daniel Newman's recent show INTRODUCTION TO FEL - TECH explores arcane systems, what the artist calls that moment when «one looks up the asshole of the Universe or down the rabbit's hole of synchronicity, paranoia, conspiracy theory, and other general routine weirdness of the cosmic order.»

And not one man, in these last hundred years or so, has been crazy enough to put a bomb up the asshole of creation and set it off.

I wan na go to a Justin Bieber concert, Chris Mintz - Plasse: right when he gets off stage all sweaty like, I'm gonna Chris Mintz - Plasse: steal him, take his precious little head, shove it so far Chris Mintz - Plasse: up your asshole that his lips come straight up to your Chris Mintz - Plasse: pee hole, so when I jerk you off, as you're cumming, your Chris Mintz - Plasse: pee hole's gonna sing to me.

I could scream at the altar of a church, with a crucifix stuck deep up my asshole, that I fuck Jesus Christ hard through the hand holes and cream on his crown of thorns, and I will never hit the level of blasphemy that's required for someone to pray to god for their family's pet dog to return home.

Try putting it up your asshole.

I suppose it's progress or innovation that Mrs. Claus (Elizabeth Mitchell, whose role as one of the child catchers in Running Scared retroactively renders her a subversive presence in these films) is expecting and in her third trimester at that, thus upping the asshole quotient when Santa allows his attention to drift towards other impending deliveries for five - nanosecond stretches — but at the risk of applying logic where it isn't wanted, why would Santa impregnate his wife nine months before Christmastime?

Not exact matches

His first book (those with delicate ears, please cover them now as I'm quoting the title in full), The No Asshole Rule, became a runaway bestseller, and he's recently come out with a timely follow - up, The Asshole Survival Guide.

He paid generously for the right to be an asshole, so people put up with him, but it didn't last.

But just being decent can leave a very bad memory because these assholes take up and waste a lot of the limited time left.

I suspect this is just another iteration of the usual assholes who post under every name their limited brain cells can conjure up.

Re: # 20 vs LA, that one hurts to think back to because Lee scored that goal with 3 min left to put the Isles up one, and of course the defense spent the last minute of the game scrambling around their own zone like a bunch of assholes and LA tied it.

One by one they'd come up to us at the bar, and tell us what assholes we are.

They also don't have to grow up around assholes to act like assholes... because assholes are everywhere.

If I didn't spend half my night rocking a newborn baby to sleep I'd go back, turn up the brightness, and carefully count the deaths shot by shot, but I'm not putting in that kind of effort for the assholes who made the White Walkers in the first place.

All of those corrupt assholes in Russia have a cover somewhere high up, either in the FSB (essentially, Russian NSA) or MVD (Ministry of Internal Affairs), or elsewhere.

With the recent economic sanctions and general tightening up to redirect the $ $ $ to other business (Syria campaign, next - gen weapons, & c.) the pie is getting too small to split among everybody, so all those various branches of corruption start fighting among themselves, and more and more of the assholes are going down.

I knew right away we were being recorded, and I knew the asshole down there who had set it up.

Hulkenberg later said that Magnussen's driving was him «just being an asshole, basically» and that he was going to bring up the issue with race director Charlie Whiting.

But she didn't deserve the friendly overtures, because she couldn't suck up her frustration and instead wound up posting asshole status updates like a jerk.

The Internet occasionally makes a person forget that they are talking to real people, but at some point between typing «I didn't get drunk and kill my kid» and hitting «publish,» isn't Jiminy Cricket supposed to show up and say, «Maybe don't be an asshole today?»

Let's hope the children of these people grow up to be more compassionate than the heartless assholes raising them.

Today, the internet will be alerted, which means that technically everyone, globally, can witness two grown women acting like assholes via surveillance cameras, not to mention the zillion news outlets that pick up the story.

I've cheerfully burned a few professional bridges by standing up at the mic and saying, «Hey, you're an asshole and here's why...» I have fond memories of an evening during which a woman stood up ahead of me and told a story in which the humor depended on the collective assumption that she should be horrified that her internet date turned out to have an adoptive kid with special needs.

In the meantime, you can shove comments that insinuate that anyone who doesn't co-sleep for the first 2 years of life is an asshole and an irresponsible parent up your butt.

Twenty years from now you'll be sure to find her cleaning up after some asshole and baking him a pie while woodland creatures watch on.

If I were to write a post on why my family used CIO, and Dr. Sears (sorry, «Dr» Sears Picked it up and said I was a terrible mother blah blah blah, I would absolutely think he was an asshole (wait, too late, I already think he's an asshole).

(Ok I'm actually cracking up at the absurdity of my example as I write this comment, just FYI) I also want to live in a society where if Dr. Sears feels he needs to comment on my parenting he's allowed to do so, because otherwise, as has been pointed out, how will anyone find out he's an asshole?

He's afraid of showing up here to defend his asshole self.

I have a tendency towards the letters «f» and «s» and «asshole» in conversation and I did not clean up my language when I had kids.

When your kids talk back, when they are defiant, when they give up, when they retaliate, when break shit, when they beat the crap out of their siblings, when they do all the things that drive us batshit crazy over and over and over and over again, even though it seems like it, they are not doing all that stuff to be assholes.

Either way, my question was whether you actually show up in court and use «Asshole,» as a rebuttal, take insult at every argument, misunderstand everything said to you, and then refuse to address the actual point being made.

trueblue55 your an asshole, it goes by Senority Of course you no nothing about seating arrangements Let's take you back to Pre-K, I'll up you a grade Kindergarten that is how is supposed to be!

Liam McCabe, a staffer to the Republican congressman and frequent de Blasio antagonist, called Mr. de Blasio, the Democratic mayor, an «asshole» in a Facebook thread today — and in a follow - up interview with the Observer, doubled down on his salty language.

When the day comes to string up the fossil fuel assholes I hope the anti-nukes are put up right beside them because they are at least as culpable.

Hey asshole, i have celiacs along with two of my kids... My 8 year old gets really severe rashes and my 12 year old gets sever migraines when eating anything with a spot of gluten in it... So shut the crap up... We do nt eat this way because it is «trendy» I would do ANYTHING that they could eat normal.

Got caught up with some asshole who got me hooked on vicoden for after workout pain.

Sometimes, when a hangover isn't squeezing your brain to make stale juice which it then sucks through a straw like a vampiric asshole; when it isn't borrowing pots and pans from the kitchen to create an acoustic symphony of mystery and pain between your temples; when it isn't pressing elevator buttons inside of your belly like an unsupervised toddler (vomit going up — nope, going back down — up — no down — pause on the fifth floor — up!)

Quiet and shy at first but after I get to know someone better, I open up more, usually being a funny sarcastic asshole.

Tina pulls down Dominika's panties and rubs her pussy, then pulls her up into a wheelbarrow position and tongue - fucks her tight asshole.

I'm guessing you already knew you married an asshole long before this wake up call.

Then we end up feeling like the asshole for putting up a fight, because it's not our fault little Jill didn't have the foresight to check the home teams schedule first.

I just want a long fat one in my asshole shaking around who up to to it first.

Patriotic and has enough intestinal fortitude to stand up to an asshole.

For instance, if Vicki Vale had just been sitting at lunch some asshole, he wouldn't have shown up as a jealous lover.

In their attempt to give a woman a diverse part, they end up flipping the film back in the direction of the male character, by default, because human beings aren't interested in one - dimensional assholes like Mavis.

There's no getting around it: the protagonist of Alex Ross Perry's new film, «Listen Up Philip,» is an asshole.

The Change - Up does give us the chance to see its two stars playing against type with obvious relish — after all, Bateman does his most scene - stealing work when he's adorably sleazy, and Reynolds is a lot more appealing when he's not in asshole mode.

Spliced into the show are occasional one - ep guest - stars, most notable being Seth Rogan, whose oafish asshole schtick is turned up to 11 — presumably to differentiate him from the regular characters.

The years since then have allowed me to be the brunt of even more uncomfortable and sometimes excruciatingly painful rejections but I have also had the opportunity to willfully, and sometimes unwillfully, be the asshole initiator of a break up.

Add to that a supporting cast full of veteran actors doing their usual shtick (Dominic West as another two - dimensional asshole; Mark Strong as another shifty, nefarious figure; etc.) and you have a cast that can't muster up the conviction to be second - rate.