So I only pick them up during
my very occasional stops at Starbucks — they taste better than any of the baked goods there, and I figure with the cashews and almonds on board I'm at least getting some protein with my snack.
But I know you have your
very good reasons for being among the 98 percent of the population that shuns public transportation: • You can read, check email, send text messages, or catch a few winks while you're swerving into oncoming traffic and pedestrians • You have built - in motivation for
stopping at Wendy's for celebration takeout, given that you haven't had to walk more than nine consecutive steps the entire day • You feel good about the copious burning of hydrocarbons, which is creating valuable new beachfront property • You get to trade hand gestures and
occasional gunfire with fellow traffic jammers.