Sentences with phrase «very old joke»

Oh, heck: did I just display my erudition, if not wit; or, maybe, as the very old joke goes, I did but just half of it?

But poor Eric Pickles, despite being one of the ten - per centers, was merely rewarded with a recycling of a very old joke, with George Osborne describing the rotund Communities Secretary — with underserved satisfaction — as the «the model of lean government.»

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Depressed I am just sick of it pass pass pass and no end product same old same old and when losing a game I don't take off ur goal scorer even for half a chance and bellerin is waste space should been mertsacker in def and kolisinic lab and ox rwb and how we miss cazorla, one free and one striker and no champions league football oh how we're trying very hard get bk in haha joke of board ambition is sad we need atleast 2 players van diik and nzonzi would give us steel over and out need?

This jolly ride was made all the jollier by the stream of coarseethnic jokes flying between a very high Conservative and very old (and very left) Labour member, their jocularity intensified by the sheer naughtiness of concealingsuch behaviour from their respective constituents.

He compares it to an old joke about a communist bureaucracy: The leaders wanted drivers to switch from the left side of the road to the right, «but because this was a very complicated and delicate matter, they would begin on Monday with only party members switching sides, and everyone else would drive as before.

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Still, average animation, lame and unfunny characters, childish jokes, aimed at 4 year olds and toddlers, very weak and dull story line that should interest teenagers or adults.

Kickin» It Old Skool takes a one - note joke and stretches it as far as it will go, which isn't very far at all.

The script, cowritten by Iannucci with David Schneider, Ian Martin and Peter Fellows, doesn't so much joke about dictatorship as find the very existence of authoritarianism to be one of humanity's sickest, saddest, oldest jokes — a fine distinction, but an important one, because it prevents the film from feeling exploitative, instead lending it the feeling of a lament in which the storyteller laughs so that he won't cry.

First, Buddy (Brandon J. Sornberger) moans about the pleasure of headlining on a Tuesday night to losers, then he detonates the very old and very bad joke about how they define a virgin girl out in the rural states.

My personal take: I enjoy the spoofs on old kung fu flicks and admire Oedekirk's inventiveness when it comes to injecting the movie with visual humor, but I shook my head far, far more than I smiled at some very terrible, juvenile jokes.

I found myself feeling very much at home as I read Sefi Atta's descriptions of adult sibling dynamics — the familiar ways that sisters and brothers, no matter how old they are and how far away they live from one another, fall back into their childhood taunts and jokes and tensions when they go back home.

The art world's perpetual male adolescent came off all too eager to please, with soft - core porn, old jokes, and big money at the very center of his consciousness.

Prince's joke is actually a very old one, and the original is much better: Sigmar Polke did similar work with rubber bands in 1970, lampooning Dürer's famous «Hare»

Many factors can be cited here, such as law is a very conservative profession, that lawyers are not risk - takers, that lawyers have been taught to rely on precedent (old lawyer joke: «The Managing Partner wants the firm to be innovative, to do things differently» to which the Management Committee asks: «Well, who else is doing it?»)

What a joke Samsung is, how come their most expensive device is still running the 2 year old already Android 7.1.1 when Pixels are starting to get the developer preview for P, is not even funny anymore, I am very disappointed.