• engage and develop your child's key senses (such as sight, touch, taste and so on) •
teach vital communication skills (including sharing, personal space, negotiation, conflict resolution and boundaries) •
aid speech therapy • refine your child's fine and gross motor skills.
He simply lacked the requisite education, hadn't taken the plenitude of pedagogic courses, expensive college credits in such
vital subjects as: Methods of
Teaching Science for Dummies; Educational Technology for Idiots; Band
Aids & First
Aid; Tae Kwan Do for the Inner City;
Teaching & Testing the Test Takers; Touchy - Feely 101, 201 & 301; Understanding Special Kids, Gifted Kids, Not - so Gifted Kids, Kids with Attitude, and Kids with ADD; Curriculum Simulacrum; EL / Cross-Cultural AC / DC Current; Self - Esteem for the Worthless; and, last but not least: Foundations of Education: Sarcasm & Humiliation for Fun & Profit.