Sentences with phrase «wanked off»
The only thing worse than Manchester United remaining unbeaten so far this season was Richard Keys wanking himself off over it on Television every week.
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makes perfect sense & I can totally relate... if I had to do it all over again I would follow my instincts more & tell my MIL to wank off!
I am a virgin but I have had some experience Sucking and wanking off guys.
From the time you start an encounter to the time the first round ends, it takes no less than fifteen button presses to assign attacks, with five more needed to wank off with a nonsensical wheel that modifies the attack's success.
Not exact matches
It's also good when I'm lazy and just want a wank - lots of naked photos, and some girl just hang out on the site to do things on cam cause they get off on showing off or something like that.
May is the month we all lay down to celebrate the fine art of wanking, jerking off, rubbing one out, twirling the pearl, onanism, self - loving, going solo, spanking the monkey, fapping, self - servicing — ...
Jo, correct me if I'm wrong or speaking out of line but I have discussed with my esteemed collegues, and after a long and satisfying session of wanking each other off we came to the conclusion that to a certain extent (although we aren't certain of the extent of the certainty) for a long period of time the best we can hope for, at least in terms of [our] grandchildren, is to stabilise the planet and it will stabilise at a temperature which is probably 2 degrees or more above the pre-industrial!