Unsurprisingly — given that the lady in question is Ancient Greece's most cherished hottie Helen (Diane Kruger), the scorned hubby is brawl - loving nutter Menelaus (Brendan Gleeson), and Menelaus» brother is
warmongering loudmouth Agamemnon (Brian Cox)-- all Hell breaks loose, and the Greek army hot - foot it to Troy to retrieve their missing
piece of totty.