Sentences with phrase «way out of a paper bag»

As a Silicon Valley guy, Elop once thought Bill Gates's evil empire couldn't innovate its way out of a paper bag.

«You'd be amazed at what people who think they can't design their way out of a paper bag do when they're liberated from thinking» they can only put text on slides, he says.

When challanged they are unable to argue their way out of a paper bag let alone adequatly express themselves and their believes.

Without their survival training in Pensacola and Eglin, they couldn't survive their way out of a paper bag.

Typical as - shole Christian, couldn't reason his way out of a paper bag.

He wrote in his autobiography: «Actually in the original draft, I said he couldn't coach his way out of a paper bag.

Even his team selection and substitutions have come under attack from fan's and pundits, of late, which is more evidence that the once heavyweight champion of a manager is nothing more than a has been, who couldn't even punch his way out of a paper bag and the longer he continues in this way, the more harm he will do to his once highly regarded reputation.

- JDR has shown he cant make halftime adjustments to save his life - Downing has showed he cant playcall his way out of a paper bag

Punching your way out of a paper bag could become a lot harder, thanks to the development of a new kind of paper that is stronger than cast iron.

The cast is a joke and can't act their way out of a paper bag, with the exception of John Boyega.

Pratt is a great comedic actor and Howard can't act her way out of a paper bag.

Indeed, nothing in his career so far has suggested that he could punch his way out of a paper bag.

The only weak links in the cast are Kevin Nash, who still can't act his way out of a paper bag, and Amber Heard, whose character (a potential love interest for Mike) is such a wet blanket for a majority of the movie that it grinds to a halt whenever she's onscreen.

Knightley isn't as charming as she was in the first film, and Bloom, who has proven himself effective in period pieces such as this, still can't act his way out of a paper bag, even alongside co-stars like Depp.

(I can also acknowledge that the current era isn't necessarily the good ole» days either, what with policymakers constantly getting in teachers» business, a bureaucratic system that excels at making inane and annoying decisions, and plenty of administrators who can't manage their way out of a paper bag.)

I especially liked, «He probably couldn't edit his way out of a paper bag if ya spotted him two commas and a semicolonoscopy.»

These muppets couldn't manage their way out of a paper bag..!

As for fighting other dogs, she stood by and watched while the Akita from down the street took a chunk out of my other dog, a Shepherd mix who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.

Huh, so just like Pokemon Go, Niantic can't design its way out of a paper bag.

Peter Busby of Busby Perkins + Will is that rare bird with fabulous green credentials but can also design his way out of a paper bag, and has built an old - fashioned building with a traditional light well.

Your long, convoluted «explanation» of how heat can be generated by a lack of cooling reminds me of the efforts of someone trying desperately to punch his way out of a paper bag.

The guys at CRU couldn't organise their way out of a paper bag.

It's just that most people can't argue their way out of a paper bag.

My twitching elbow tells me that we have moved beyond the facts, the reality, to an arena of believing and we will not fight our way out of that paper bag with facts, reality,

You can be like most AGW assholes and bury your head in the warm sand, or you can be like many money grubbing AGW climate modelers who could not find their way out of a paper bag with scissors and a match, or you can accept that I just laid out the absolute fact to you.

In «Try Writing Your Way Out Of This Paper Bag: Judicial Opinions At Their Worst,» Williams is funny, funny, funny.

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Even prior to the crash of our economy, I have felt very strongly that the ridiculous level of greed displayed by these Big Name law firms and their partners was disgusting, and their mistaken belief that they should pay someone $ 160 - 190,000 per year fresh out of law school just because they got the highest grade (yet can't find their way out of paper bag b / c they have no commonsense) was mind - boggling.

Hopelessly confused and unable to manage your way out of a paper bag?

I've always said that «I couldn't decorate my way out of a paper bag!»

Not exact matches

One could believe that Lewis was a theologically idiotic, reactionary old misogynist who couldn't write his way out of a wet paper bag, whose Narnia tales are a disgraceful blight on the landscape of children's literature, whose Aslan is a blasphemous parody of Our Lord, and — believing all that — one could still be a faithful Christian, even a devoted Anglican.

In any case, Austin is a prime example of why Christians are hated by so many other people — crazy hypocrites who can't think their way out of a wet paper bag yet who have no problem talking endlessly about their imaginary gods who don't exist.

Maybe it's making for «no straw» in your drink when you go out, bringing your own bags to the grocery store, getting coffee or a smoothie in your own cup / jar, bringing your own silverware when you're out and about, switching from paper to cloth napkins, buying bread from a local bakery or making it yourself instead of buying in plastic, switching to a menstrual cup or washable cloth pads instead of disposable, there's so many different ways to produce less waste.

He can't lead his way out of a brown paper bag — The Dems better act fast and remove this farce from position!!

The midterm elections give evidence that he has paid a dear political price for what one might term the nation's stiffening conviction that the man couldn't president his way out of the kind of frail, blood - caked paper bag that they are fond of submitting to infrared analysis on A&E's Cold Case Files.

Together, the salesgirl and I wrestled this faux fur beast into the largest paper shopping bag they have at Mango, and I tried my best not to sing and dance my way out of the shopping centre.

It may be already terrifically obvious, but I couldn't write my way out of a wet paper bag.

Varying toys, hiding places and routines is a great way to bring out the kitten in your cat: Hide a ping - pong ball in a paper bag turned on its side, suggests Johnson - Bennett; leave some dry food inside an empty tissue box; stuff a bit of catnip in an old sock then tie off the end; and play hide - and - seek.

Take one of the mushrooms, wrap it in a moist paper towel and put it in a plastic bag so they have a way to figure out what kind it is.

The Fight: Lights Out is a terrible game that couldn't fight its way out of a wet paper bOut is a terrible game that couldn't fight its way out of a wet paper bout of a wet paper bag.