You can buy these lies if you want but last I checked: drinking water won't stop you from turning redder than a Pop - Tart in a lukewarm toaster, my momma ain't letting me
wear Uggs to a wedding or ever, and this isn't
Space Jam, water isn't some
magical - ass steroid that'll allow you to throw touchdowns, win five Super Bowls and try to be nonchalant in the face of questions about a white supremacist president.