Sentences with phrase «wet noodle»

Or at least not making them very wet noodle?

I can now eat an entire bowl, huge bowl, of kale in one salad instead of buying softer, more perishable greens and hope to use them up before they look like wet noodles in the fridge.

It's a bit weird to me, because every time he dances in the ring or lets loose with a flurry of wet noodle punches I cringe.

We are rendered as limp as wet noodles as we dream away, prevented from screaming or thrashing about no matter how intense our dreams become.

The worldly look at the church as a divided wet noodle with no power or authority and we ask them to choose our faith from the smorgasboard of different religions and philosophies and wonder why they laugh at us for believing this «myth».

Having been soundly whipped by the senatorial wet noodle, de Blasio will walk away a winner.

At the other end are ones that remain limp and floppy, like wet noodle strands, never taking on a shape.

The opening works at least partially because it isn't tied to the rest of the film's piecemealed, wet noodle scripting, a notion bolstered by the project's multitude of screenwriters (John Logan, Neal Purvis, Robert Wade, and Jez Butterworth).

Christina Quarles» slick acrylic on canvas, And When the Clouds Clear, We Will Know the Color of the Sky (2016), depicts a flaccid woman «starfishing,» but not as a lingerie garnering femme fatale, sexually defined to be iTouched, but as a splayed fluid body, stressed by the specific gravity of the piece, like a floating wet noodle.

Who wants to shake hands and then have a conversation with a wet noodle?

Hoey sees the CRTC announcement as a «wet noodle» in terms of its ability to effect change in the telecom industry, which drew criticism from Canadians during public CRTC hearings regarding wireless service in February.

We need cult christians who do nt abide by the dead, wet noodle, dishwater Christianity of modern man, we need BOOK OF ACTS, Christians.

But I'm not sure whether to commend you or beat you with a wet noodle for talking about going back «into the battle» EVER AGAIN.

I forgot to mention the possibility of people who have the moral strength of a wet noodle.

My wet noodle muscles could handle that.

Say goodbye to the sweet child you love for a couple of weeks, and say hello to an obstinate, resentful, wet noodle.

Does your child dissolve in tears or cling like a wet noodle when you try to leave her side?

50 lashes with a wet noodle!

as for cuomo, he reportedly did just about everything he could to keep dinapoli from reelection — the implications of his sham investigation (will any of those crusty dems see the inside of a cell or at least something more than lashes with a wet noodle?)

«It's like trying to stick a wet noodle into a bowl of Jello,» says Jacob Robinson of Rice University in Houston, Texas.

Yes a push up can be good but not when the person looks like a wet noodle going down and coming up.

Don't be a wet noodle.

My legs still looked small and that of a wet noodle.

Now, I can't say that my back is entirely supple like a wet noodle, but it is significantly better and less stiff since I'm no longer trying to hold it all together emotionally.

Tired of looking so skinny that you feel and look like a wet noodle?

I always say «it's a weapon, not a wet noodle!»

To make sure I'm not the wet noodle of the group I thought back to the times I did enjoy summers.

It's like putting on mascara with a wet noodle.

The possibilities of such a setup are delicious, but the payoff has all the zip of a wet noodle.

Teller is always watchable, and even though David is a bit of a wet noodle, and makes for the most gullible narrator in the history of ever, Teller's charm keeps him interesting enough.

Benford turns out to be something of a wet noodle and the subplot involving a future rift between him and his wife (Sonya Walger) smacks of soap opera plotting at its worst.

I know many of you are going to see this film in the hope of seeing Ken Jeong's «wet noodle» again... me too

With no sacrifice to comfort (we can only wish modern big - wheeled cars rode like this), the baddest M3 makes a stock E30 M3 feel like a wet noodle.

Don't make me come beat you with a wet noodle.

Whoever taught me (way back when) that the swap curve can't invert deserves a few whips with a wet noodle.

She's been eating well, but recently she's fell over two instances, and when l picked her up she was lifeless & limp like a wet noodle.

«It's a very frightening paralysis because they're limp, they're wet noodles,» explains Ernie Ward, DVM, CVFT.

I, admittedly, am the wet noodle at our house.

I dared creatures to «come at me, bro» and I was so irrevocably proud of myself as I am essentially a wet noodle when it comes to horror games.

Second, he douses himself in body oil so he can move quickly across the stage and so he can move opponents around his body like a wet noodle.

Weak intereview the interviewer repatedly let him off teh hook with such weak thoughts — a mind like a wet noodle reminds me of Warhols manner of speaking.

I can not test any aspect of this hypothesis against Ontario data, if only because my knowledge of statistics is weaker than a wet noodle.

This «Wet Noodle» syndrome has to do less with the fact that shoppers don't have a backbone and more to do the fact that they get completely overwhelmed by the effort it takes to collect and contrast Naperville insurance quotes.