¬ ∂ Here's Bob May at his physical therapist's office, lying on an examining table while a man in a
white lab coat twists one leg this way, the other leg that way,
measuring the golfer's flexibility with a large protractor.
For some silly reason every time I think about a scientist
measuring cow farts I imagine a scientist in a
white lab coat sitting on a stool behind a cow and taking in a good whiff every time the cow farts and making notes upon a chart on a clipboard.