And in addition, you can't tell me definitively that the yellow, black, and
white striped 1000 year old, and 100 foot tall polka dotted vampire
lady in black stockings isn't alive and doesn't exist,
speaking perfect English even though she has never visited our planet, on the dark side of the moon, and has never been seen by the golden crown of creation, god's highest achievement, man, who dwelleths at the very epi - center of the universe, surrounded on all four sides by the heavenly spheres and angels, and overseen by god in heaven bless her extensive gold threaded wardrobe.
In fact, when I
spoke to Rivas yesterday she was in Washington, D.C. as an invited guest of the First
Lady for her Summer Harvest in the
White House Kitchen Garden, one of just three school food professionals invited by the
White House to the event.
Former First
Lady Michelle Obama
spoke at Apple's developer's conference in San Jose, CA, and revealed that while the world scrutinized her state dinner gowns, her husband got away with wearing the same tuxedo and shoes over and over and over again during their years in the
White House.