Voice of Experience: Summer — Time to Regenerate People
who joke about teachers having summers off are clueless!
Summer: Time to Regenerate People
who joke about teachers having summers off are clueless!
A man who refused to endorse killing civilians in the midst of a guerrilla war is now a mascot for people
who joke about killing them in peacetime.
Those who joke about it don't care about the vicitms or the crime.
For Kolb,
who joked about the Adirondack Challenge — Cuomo's now annual rafting event on the Indian River — it was about striking a bipartisan tone.
He was joined by Norman Reedus,
who joked about finding the footage just as esoteric as the rest of us.
Sheeni is pretty and worldly, talking with Nick about music and cinema in ways he never imagined with someone his age (She corrects him on the director of Tokyo Story, unlike a classmate
who jokes about tampons coming with a copy of La Strada).
Ben —
who joked about just turning 40 — was as handsome, affable, and articulate as always, fielding questions from me and the audience.
National flag carrier Garuda Indonesia says it will take firm action against a passenger
who joked about having a bomb on board and caused a long delay in takeoff for a flight from Makassar, South Sulawesi, to Jakarta on Friday.
A splotch landed Jackson Pollock - like onto the pants of a museum intern Katie Morgan,
who joked about asking Barney to sign it.
Not exact matches
One of the most pronounced reactions, though, came when Meyers did a
joke about Harvey Weinstein, the longtime film producer
who sparked the reckoning over sexual harassment after The New York Times and The New Yorker revealed three decades of allegations against him.
Joke all you want
about grown men and women wearing Mickey Mouse ears, but the DisneyWorld and Universal Studios theme park complexes are major employers for people over 50
who want to trade the stresses of a white - collar career for something more light - hearted.
Once I learned all
about the business side of things, the pair (
who, by the way, have inside
jokes and act like old friends), told me they were going to Google the next day to do a live Hangout video chat with the tech blog Mashable.
The president,
who has repeatedly said he wants to accomplish the difficult feat of winning Democratic votes,
joked about the minority party's support to Sen. Ron Wyden, D - Ore., the ranking member of the Senate Finance Committee.
His peers would exchange surreptitious looks and make thinly veiled
jokes about who wears the pants, what colour his purse was, etcetera.
The second was the woman
who heard the
joke, got highly offended, and blogged
about it, complete with a picture of the «offenders.»
Ellison,
who before the crash, was known to brag
about playing tennis on company time, and was so seldom at the office that, when he was spotted, employees
joked about «Elvis sightings,» was shaken to the core.
I know the
jokes about «not trying this at home,» but I tried it with my son, Jack,
who was 6 at the time.
For example, a campaign for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay — Part 1 might target fans already tweeting
about the series, users
who've tweeted aboutDivergent or, hypothetically, anybody making a
joke about volunteering as tribute and having the odds ever in their favor.
«Something pretty crazy happened this week,» Franco
joked as he began a monologue
about the unprecedented attack on U.S. soil, which included the theft of sensitive data of actors
who had worked on Sony films.
It's exactly like the old
joke about the guy
who is searching for his lost keys under the nearest street lamp: not because that's where he thinks he lost them but because the light is so much better there.
So there you are, still
joking and complaining
about beans and rice, while you're living with people
who that feel so fortunate just to eat beans and rice.
Leila also
joked about earning her «McDonalds MBA» as an employee at the fast food chain, which Forbes remarked is quite common for emerging market entrepreneurs
who often learn everything they know
about business from previous employers.
Fallon,
who «pulled a hammy,» tagged in his predecessor
who told a few
jokes about the 2016 field and the
Bertolini,
who joined Aetna in 2003 as head of specialty products and rose to CEO in 2010,
joked at a 2010 awards ceremony at Wayne State
about his education at the Detroit school, «probably the single most important factor» in his success as an executive.
Denver, Colorado (CNN)- A few weeks ago, a
joke made its way around Denver
about Tom Brady, the New England Patriots» living legend, and Tim Tebow, the raw Broncos quarterback
who is turning in a legendary season.
The name comes from a
joke about a Texan
who fires some shots at the side of a barn, then paints a target centered on the biggest cluster of hits and claims to be a sharpshooter.»
There's an inside
joke about Menomena, the crazy experimental rock band from Portland
who sound like the inverse equation of Modest Mouse or Califone.
JWW, the same verse you
joke about, is from the apostle that knew Jesus, saw heaven, and knew
who God is.
Tons of christians don't go to church, and at my church we always
joke about the C&E's — the people
who pack the place on Christmas and Easter only and make it hard for the rest of us to even get into the place.
«I'd have to agree with that,» said Savage,
who'd just suggested, apparently mostly
joking, that «abortion should be mandatory for
about thirty years» because «there's too many [rude word deleted] people on the planet.»
Even those
who are committed to the Church may tend to hide their piety inside several insulating layers, disguised as interest in history, architecture and nature, and a tendency to make
jokes about blisters.
A prophet and teacher
who never nagged at them, never flattered or coaxed or patronized;
who never made arch
jokes about them, never treated them either as «The women, God help us!»
What would you call a grown man (50 + years in age if you have grown children)
who sits on a belief blog everyday making mama
jokes and posting hateful messages
about religion?
Have you heard the
joke about the man
who came to church for the first time?
I have it on good authority he said «My wife... is such a comedian, always cracking up the apostles with her naughty
jokes... Like did you hear the one she told
about the Priest the Rabbi and the Pastor
who were discussing how they apporting their collections and the Priest says «We go into the parking lot and draw a circle on the ground and throw all the money up and any that lands in the circle we give to God» and the Pastor says «Yeah, we do almost the same thing but give God anything that falls outside the circle» and the Rabbi looks at them both and says «We do almost the same thing to, draw a circle and throw up the money high into the air and God keeps what God wants...»
If you talk
about the thruth and
who Jesus really is and
who we are in Christ, your post is deleted... Jesus is alive and real, the bible is true, and we all live eternally either with he Lord or separted from him... God created you, and he loves you so much that he sent his son to die for your sins and mine... Don't believe a lie because it seems the popular thing to do... This not a
joke, and your soul is nothng to be played with...
James Corden, a British comedian
who hosts the Late, Late Show ran into this reality, last Friday night, after
joking about Harvey Weinstein's alleged sexual harassment and rape of dozens of women.
Clearly it's all a big
joke, a poke in the eye of those repressed types
who wouldn't want to talk
about sadomasochism with their grandparents around the game table.
I am not talking
about the corny
jokes or funny introductions many preachers use as a lead - in for 30 minutes of platitudes and abstractions, but honest truth from a person
who believes what they are saying and has seen how it plays out in everyday life.
Religion is such a
joke that anyone
who is willing to write stuff and exaggerate
about it and make someone feel good that's religion for you in a nut shell.
The people
who defends you in public still
joke about you behind your back.Nothing like thinking of two men loving each other.Does it smell like crap when you pull it out.
It is not I; it is not even a particular class of journalists or jesters
who make
jokes about the matters which are of most awful import; it is the whole human race.
There is the
joke about nursing homes being populated by an aging population with breast and penal implants
who can no longer remember what they should do with them.
The campaign stopped short of issuing a fatwa against the editors, although there was a little nervous
joking around here
about who would get to open the mail.
The sheer comprehensiveness of his political error recalls the old
joke about the bigot
who denies any specific form of racial or ethnic bias.
There's a
joke about atheists going door to door like missionaries, but the guy
who answers the door looks at their pamphlet, and its blank.
But one of the things I've always loved
about blogging is that I get to my whole self here: I get to love theology and Church talk, I get to write
about mothering and family and marriage, I get to crack
jokes at my own expense, I get to love Doctor
Who and Call the Midwife, I get to love thrifting and knitting and pretty things as well as being a Jesus feminist, I get to be a homemaker who talks recipes and cleaning and laundry as well as a lover of literature and poetry and history and Girl Power, I love the local church and yet I don't wear rose - coloured glasses about this stu
Who and Call the Midwife, I get to love thrifting and knitting and pretty things as well as being a Jesus feminist, I get to be a homemaker
who talks recipes and cleaning and laundry as well as a lover of literature and poetry and history and Girl Power, I love the local church and yet I don't wear rose - coloured glasses about this stu
who talks recipes and cleaning and laundry as well as a lover of literature and poetry and history and Girl Power, I love the local church and yet I don't wear rose - coloured glasses
about this stuff.
Friends my own age
who used to
joke about my dedication to diet and exercise have been creaking and puffing around for some years now.
The programme opened with inappropriate
jokes about rampant sexual behaviour, with young girls ironically describing how they had been so «out of it» that they couldn't remember
who had given them their sexual diseases.