Articles have already started popping up from serious news sources like the Miami Herald,
whose headline reads — inaccurately — «Labrador Retrievers Still the Most Popular Dog in the U.S.»
The
headline on the cover of the September 10, 1965, issue of Life — alongside a hulking machine
whose heavy arm nearly eclipsed the mother under examination —
read Control of Life: Audacious Experiments Promise Decades of Added Life, Superbabies with Improved Minds and Bodies, and Even a Kind of Immortality.