WHY: A north - of - the - border crime caper that plays like a poor man's «Ocean's Eleven» (right down to the jazzy musical score and fast - cut montages), «The
Art of the
Steal» is not only incredibly forgettable, but it offers nothing new to the genre.
The
Art of the
Steal Where: Roxie Theater, 3117 16th St., 415-863-1087 When: Feb. 14, 18
Why: Don Argott (Rock School) asks us to consider the battle raging over the treasures of the Barnes Foundation, and it's an invitation well worth accepting.