Following the 2005 election, Johnson was initially announced on 6 May 2005 as being «Secretary of State
for Productivity, Energy and Industry», but after just a week, on 13 May, it was declared that the new title would not be used, after
widespread derision of the new name, because the abbreviation
for Johnson's title, Productivity, Energy and Industry Secretary, would have been «PENIS».
After a decade in which sane commentators have been angered and frustrated by the purblind adherence to the warmist superstition by followers of the Al Gore cult — prominent among them our own esteemed First Minister and President
for Life Designate — the whole climate change scam has finally degenerated into a joke, provoking
widespread derision.