Sentences with phrase «wipe butt»

Ah, a snot - nosed kid who couldn't wipe his butt without me.

You can't buy toilet paper to wipe your butt, a pot to cook the food in or buy prepared hot food.

If your dog suddenly takes scooting along the carpet to wipe her butt, you may be in for a real treat — the dubious pleasure of expressing your best friend's anal sacs.

At this point, I can't leave home because I'm the only one willing to wipe his butt every time he poops.

I have an associates in liberal arts, but I might as well wipe my butt with it.

She thinks it's hysterical to wipe its butt and try to put the diaper on.

He was also quite fastidious about having Noah wash his hands, which I appreciated, especially as we began teaching Noah to wipe his butt.

We run the wipes under warm water and wipe butt clean.

He is 5 years old now, and still tries to get us to wipe his butt, so like, there you go

We can only see his top half, but I suspect that the guy with the monstrous nostrils walks around with no pants on — makes it easier for everyone to wipe his butt and kiss his ass!

sorry for the delay... my 5 year old needed someone to wipe her butt....

But wipe your butt... you get it!

Yes, indeed, Elizabeth had wiped her butt, but not with toilet paper.

Take any group of.f people and there is always a small portion of that group that think they are better than the others, that they are always right and they wipe their butts differently than anyone else.

Please do a better job at making sure it is known that christianity was created by primitives that wiped their butt holes with their left hands.

I read this report yesterday and immediately wiped my butt with it and stored it into the Bull?

If they want to be wiping their butts with pound notes, they will still have a lot left even after that.

then these signs could only suggest that the delusional one is finally ripping up his old book and wiping his butt with it, in a last ditched attempt to freshen up his stinky ass at the club.

It reminds me that even when a mother has spent years caring for you, rocking you, wiping your butt, sending all sorts of nice things for your dorm room, your first apartment, for your pregnant wife, AND THEN comes over to wipe your own kids» butts for you, you will probably still think she's annoying.

For the days that are every day busyness of making lunches and wiping noses and wiping butts.

I'd almost prefer wiping his butt until he's 5, ya know?

If we can tolerate a commercial with visuals about wiping our butts with soft, fluffy toilet paper or sticking cotton tampons up our hoohas, than I think we can talk about bladder leakage too!

He said hello and when Grandma asked what he was doing, he proudly declared, «I wiped my butt!»

I think sometimes parents spend so much time being grown up — wiping butts, making meals for people who may or may not eat them, taking people places, putting aside our own needs to make sure others» needs are met — that it's hard to figure out what's next.

Now, I know that the environmental damage from wasting a goal post, which is made out of freaking metal, is huge and who knows what the paint is doing to the life in the pond (even though they are usually retrieved from the pond afterwards) but I bring it up just to point out that, yeah, anyone that supports college sports or attends any kind of major event with a lot of people and concessions or wipes their butt will be contributing to waste.

They'll still be hollering for you to wipe their butts at age 5 and you'll come running, if only to avoid enormous, unhygienic skid marks on their undies.

Not exact matches

, powerfully minty and invigorating oral care products; Wanderer, shower products that hydrate; the DSC Traveler, a high quality travel bag specially designed to take Dollar Shave Club on the road; Big Cloud, never greasy, never shiny skin protection from the elements; Boogie's, hair styling products for every head of hair and every hairstyle; One Wipe Charlies, peppermint tingling butt wipes for men; and Dr. Carver's, premium shave aides for a delightfully gentle shave from start to finish.

Fridababy is there when the going gets gross, ready to help you clean dirty baby butts, monitor fevers, clear and wipe away stuffy noses, and make bath time more effective, just to cover a bit of what they cover.

Now he's back with the company's latest mail order idea — butt wipes.

Dollar Shave Chief Executive Officer and lead pitchman Michael Dubin calls them «butt - wipes,» underscoring the startup's ethos that consumer goods aren't as fancy or expensive as giant companies such as Procter & Gamble and Unilever would have shoppers believe.

«I've been a butt - wipe user for years.

Let the all - knowing and all - powerful government do it all so we can sit here and devolve from caring nation to one that expects its butt to be wiped.

When most students are busy sun bathing, breaking out the bikinis, and reveling in the lovely spring weather, we were busy putting on our heaviest winter gear, wiping out on black ice, and freezing our butts off braving the long walk to lecture halls.

You so called supporters where having your butt wiped by your mum when I was watching the Arsenal.

Powerade commercial is too fitting Related: Ray Allen makes terrific face after dunking on the Spurs Related: Tiago Splitter wipes his armpit sweat on ball before free throw See also: Alex Morgan's butt shake GIFs are the best thing on the internet

Baby wipes have their obvious uses like wiping poopy butts and cleaning up spills, but as a mom of 3, I have learned that there are so many different things I can use baby wipes for!

Right now uncofortable with cloth wipes for my butt (and that whole pee on your veggie garden thing y ’ all did.

Cloth wipes can take the place of not only TP, but also those expensive pre-moistened butt wipes (like Cottonelle) if you just wet them.

Now, I am vigilant in making sure that I'm the one doing the wiping until my son masters it, because he's not exactly stealthy with the toilet paper just yet, and having a kid who just put his hands on his butt, only to come put them on my face five seconds later, it basically the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

The comapny says the mold isn't actually likely to be dangerous, but nobody wants to wipe their babies» butts with anything that looks like it's speckled with mold.

Got ta go wipe someone's butt....

Some things to include would be diapers, wipes, wet bag, cloth diaper safe butt cream.

You know, we can't wait to potty train our little monsters, so we can finally stop wiping little butts and spend so much money on diapers.

What we didn't expect, was to come out OVER budget because we didn't have to spend tons of money on diapers, wipes and butt cream.

Well, things ended from there when I found out that my baby freaks out because her butt is being wiped by arctic cold baby wipes.

and my friends daughter was trained in 3 days and she wipes her own butt and everything in 3 days.

We use the Munchkin Warm Glow Wipes Warmer ($ 15) and it keeps the wipes just warm enough to not shock the baby when you start cleaning their tiny little Wipes Warmer ($ 15) and it keeps the wipes just warm enough to not shock the baby when you start cleaning their tiny little wipes just warm enough to not shock the baby when you start cleaning their tiny little butt.

YES: spit blankets, diapers, wipes, diaper bag, sleeping category (even if you think your baby will sleep on its own or vis versa - things can change), tub, baby wash, nail clippers (i got baby clippers and they're the same as grown up ones just smaller), stroller, car seat, maxi pads + liners, butt wipes, ice packs.Those hem wipes REALLY realized me and don't underestimate how much blood you can spew out of ur vag.

You wouldn't be so mentally frustrated if you weren't teaching your toddler how to wipe his own butt and giving the potty training phase all that you have.

It's nice to know that in the forseeable future, I won't be wiping anyone else's butt for the first time in nine years.