Didn't the quality already peak
with Sharknado 2: The Second One?
So obviously at this point you are either on board
with Sharknado or not.
Not exact matches
If you're unfamiliar, a
Sharknado is a bizarre weather phenomenon that combines the deadly force of a tornado
with a massive amount of killer sharks.
At this point,
Sharknado deserves to sleep
with the fishes.
So clumsy was
Sharknado 3, it seemed slapped together by someone
with dorsal fins rather than opposable thumbs.
With that said, I did think that
Sharknado 3 was actually a slight improvement over
Sharknado 2.
In a few months this film will fall victim to
Sharknado inspired live tweets from armchair comedians equipped
with Netflix.
SyFy and The Asylum have flooded the marketplace
with terrible «
Sharknado» films and other jokey, awful CGI - infused tales of mutant sharks on the rampage, so it's high time to return to the simple horror that can be found when a person is forced to go up against a great white in the open water.
With breathtaking record speed, that actually arrives in «
Sharknado: The 4th Awakens» even before the opening credits.
WHAT IT»S ABOUT Megabillionaire and high - tech guru / playboy Aston Reynolds (Tommy Davidson) has saved the world from the
sharknado menace by inventing something called a «nuclear astro pod» which subverts the low pressure inside tornadoes by infusing them
with isotopes — or something like that.
Sharknado 3 felt a bit like a reunion movie for fans of the first film as we find out what happened to Nova (Cassie Scerbo) who comes back as a bad ass — who at one point took out a bunch of sharks
with a mascara shotgun (no, really, again.
For
Sharknado 2, Fin and April fought a double - sharknado in New York City and in the third installment the pair reunite with Nova as a sharkicane hits the east coast - or, should we say, Fea
Sharknado 2, Fin and April fought a double -
sharknado in New York City and in the third installment the pair reunite with Nova as a sharkicane hits the east coast - or, should we say, Fea
sharknado in New York City and in the third installment the pair reunite
with Nova as a sharkicane hits the east coast - or, should we say, Feast Coast?
That subject, which has often been riffed on since - most recently in the 2016 Blake Lively thriller «The Shallows» and in the series of «
Sharknado» cable comedies - resurfaces
with a thriller about an expert deep - sea rescue diver (Statham) who must save the crew of a submersible vessel that has been attacked by a 75 - foot - long prehistoric shark known as megalodon.
In the original
Sharknado regulars of a beachside bar, including owner Fin (Ian Ziering /» Beverly Hills 90210 ″), bartender Nova (Cassie Scerbo /» Make It or Break It»), and local drunk George (John Heard / Home Alone), teamed up
with Fin's ex-wife, April (Tara Reid /» Scrubs»), to investigate the ecological nightmare that has sharks swimming through the streets of Los Angeles and falling from the skies.
The first came in the form of an auction, in which Episode IX director J.J. Abrams — returning to the franchise after reviving it
with Star Wars: The Force Awakens — sold details of the plot to the highest bidder, only to be drowned out by spoilers for Hot Tub Time Machine 3 and
Sharknado 5.
Joining forces
with the tough - as - nails Nova (Cassie Scerbo) and her geeky sidekick, Lucas (Frankie Muniz), in their heavily - fortified,
sharknado - destroying Winne - bago, Fin gets to Florida too late: Several
sharknados have coalesced — it's a «sharkicane,» someone says, in a failed attempt at savvy coinage — that will wipe out everything and everyone.
(Spoilers, for those out there who really care about the ending to a
Sharknado movie) Last night,
Sharknado cut to black
with Tara Reid's April Wexler in mortal peril, and you get to decide whether she lives or dies.
To go
with the sheer randomness of its premise,
Sharknado 2: The Second One has compiled a truly eclectic lineup of celebrity cameos.
Last summer's «
Sharknado 3» ended
with a cliffhanger, and a social media campaign, in which fans were asked to vote on whether Fin's beloved April (Tara Reid) would live or die.
It's
Sharknado bad, but
with the technology and the backstory to fool audiences into thinking that it might be something better.
At the very least, the producers are saying they want her back for
Sharknado 2, along
with Ian Ziering, Cassie Scerbo, and everyone else.
Though the film's vague title shows as much imagination as those of other horror films like The Happening and It, we can at least be grateful that the film creators didn't go
with the «say - what - you - see» school of film titles that gave us Snakes on a Plane and
Sharknado, because this film could have so easily just been called Internet - Ghost.
Thursday Nights at the Asylum continues tonight
with Anthony C. Ferrante's
Sharknado 5: Global Swarming (read Luiz's...
The Asylum, the studio behind the hit
Sharknado franchise and Syfy's «Z Nation,» recently announced a partnership
with Cinemark Theatres for a late - night theatrical movie...
Director Michael Dougherty utilizes the bizarre tale of the Krampus for this ensemble horror that looks primed to play in the «
Sharknado» waters, but
with a studio budget.
The running joke of the third entry is that
Sharknado is able to compete
with other major franchises.
There's some discussion of this on Twitter, about how it might be a different Earthbound company (that sometimes deals
with brands like
Sharknado) and that when Funko put the graphic together they just used the wrong Earthbound logo.
Samsung is getting in on the Shark Week and the
Sharknado action this year
with an advert for its Samsung ATIV Book 9 Lite laptop.The rather bizarre advert sees a baby in a shark outfit in a swimming pool spotting his dad show off his new ATIV laptop.According... Read more