He then speaks for most or all of the alloted time, using a style that might be called Gish Gallop with Graphs Galore, interspersed
with jokes about scientists and Al Gore.
But Social media has been far more concerned with the opportunity of humour in referencing the famous US artist's work — crackling
with jokes about the 24m (79ft) inflatable of questionable shape.
Of course, naysayers are standing at the ready
with jokes about having a «$ 99 Fire Sale» if the device tanks, taking a stab at the HP TouchPad at the same time.
Washington — Every year around this time, Washington puts up
with jokes about how it is «Hollywood for ugly people,» and this year is no exception.
Movie 43 may be the most offensive film presented to audiences,
with jokes about incest, bestiality, masturbation, menstruation, mutilation, defecation, discrimination (both sexual and racial) and deformity accompanied by a misogynistic and homophobic attitude.
It's a familiar reality, one
with jokes about coach and a sister running through crowded New York streets to aid her brother, but it's... oh damn it.
Especially early on, the movie alternates innocuously lame sight gags like a dog wearing a bike helmet
with jokes about anal sex and webcam masturbation.
This is a play which crackles
with jokes about everything from electric cars to vaginal infections
Natalia Valdebenito: El Especial (Netflix Original, 2018): A Chilean comedian fuses activism with irreverence for a stand - up set filled
with jokes about misogyny, reproductive rights and respecting women.
It's better than last year's mock of Animal House, Van Wilder, because it's less arrogant and it doesn't disgust the audience
with jokes about dog semen and enlarged testicles, but that isn't saying much.
When a franchise descends to having its own characters wink at the audience
with jokes about how it's run out of ideas, and resorts to just (literally) setting things on fire, not once but twice in it's 90ish minute runtime, it's one movie past time to stop.
The plot, which is essentially «The Big Chill»
with jokes about flatulence and bunions, finds five childhood friends reuniting for the funeral of the basketball coach who led them to a championship in 1978.
It seems that, even though the appeal might not be broad, you can explore themes of racial tension
with jokes about blowies, Wolf Creek and unfortunate facial tattoos.
Senator Tom Duane spoke twice, delivering a long, rambling set of closing remarks
with jokes about his partner, tears, and a sense of hopefulness — even if the vote did not go his way.
Later, maybe because we ourselves were a little frightened, we cracked ourselves up
with jokes about toilets.
People have been so taken up
with the jokes about Nicklas Bendtner's return to English football that they've forgotten that he can actually play football too.
With every quarterly earnings call, my Twitter feed lights up
with jokes about how Amazon continues to grow its revenue and make no profits and how trusting investors continue to rewards the company for it.
The unfortunate positioning of her photo on the bus» wrap gave Ms. Smith her 15 - minutes of international fame,
with jokes about the bus being lobbed by American comedians Jay Leno, Jimmy Kimmel, and Ellen DeGeneres.
Onstage, Shipp doles out the biographical details in concentrated chunks, leavening the drama
with jokes about the Nintendo Wii and the repeated exhortation, «Don't be average.»
It's hardly even a surprise anymore when a company advertises women as one of its office «perks,» or a high - profile tech conference kicks off
with a joke about a a new app for staring at breasts, or a male tech investor declares he wants to change the way women smell through biohacking.
It'd be tempting to end
this with some joke about Reading Rainbow exploring the «final frontier» of education, but that's too easy.
Great stories, his down to earth nature, and punctuated
it with a joke about how the award was so important he was actually going to get some from his wife that night (with full finger point and wink to the wife in the crowd).
Osborne accompanied that
with a joke about «lean» Eric Pickles» weight.
And the whole thing ends
with a joke about raising the kids» allowance — the second time a Senate GOP candidate's offspring have made that pitch in a campaign spot.
«Sajid Javid opens his #pressgallery speech
with a joke about whether he will stand for the Tory leadership.
11.25 am: Steve Webb, the pensions minister, started his speech to the conference
with a joke about how boring his speeches were.
Labour MP Dennis Skinner taunted David Cameron over the first major reshuffle of the coalition government but the prime minister hit back
with a a joke about miners.
Amid a couple of dry panel discussions, Richardson had the laugh line of the day,
with a joke about Cuomo's presidential prospects in 2016.
He eventually leaves in a huff after answering the question of what brought him to the event
with a joke about mushrooms and fungi.
At one point, Susan even asks Ford what's so hard to believe about a man being seduced by her — a perfect setup, especially for the mean Ford — and instead of a fat joke, the movie goes
with a joke about Susan's frumpy style and personality.
Though Bell followed up
with a joke about a «Veep» actor: «I'm looking at you, Tony Hale.
Not exact matches
If your business model revolves more around river tours and large bodies of water, the mighty kraken, complete
with lots of morbid
jokes about your service to the creature, ferrying tourists to feed its unending hunger for human flesh, may do a better job of making your employees feel like they are part of something greater.
James has famously struggled
with thinning hair on top of his head, even
joking about it on social media as far as back as 2011.
It's a hoary old stereotype that women take longer to get ready than men, but there are several reasons it might be true that have nothing to do
with outmoded
jokes about complicated hair care or excessive vanity.
Once I learned all
about the business side of things, the pair (who, by the way, have inside
jokes and act like old friends), told me they were going to Google the next day to do a live Hangout video chat
with the tech blog Mashable.
Rock
joked —
about their familiarity
with the best picture nominees.
The second was the woman who heard the
joke, got highly offended, and blogged
about it, complete
with a picture of the «offenders.»
He
joked with reporters
about the possibility earlier this month, and then sought to clarify by saying he had «no intention» of running.
I know the
jokes about «not trying this at home,» but I tried it
with my son, Jack, who was 6 at the time.
On a final note, I'd just like to say that I just wrote over 900 words
about Viagra
with nary a limp dick
joke or stupid headline pun.
That's no
joke — we're talking
about a platform
with over 200 million active users.
We like to
joke about some of the problems
with education today, but Millennials have a lot of education and there are a lot more opportunities for continuing education — through online courses in traditional schools, and MOOCs, and even just listening to podcasts regularly.
The Queen made a
joke about President Trump when a helicopter interrupted her conversation
with Sir David Attenborough in the Buckingham Palace garden.
Competing
with Amazon is something that most ecommerce retailers
joke about.
The most successful ads, he says, have been those
with a more DIY approach — like a video of a guy walking through a warehouse, dropping f - bombs and cracking
jokes about his no - nonsense shaving products.
Of course, Ross's sabre rattling could be the precursor to some gunboat diplomacy (although the White House claims that President Trump was just
joking about sending in U.S. troops in his call
with the Mexican President).
The founder used April Fool's as an opportunity to
joke about the electric car maker's financial strain by tweeting a photo of himself
with a cardboard sign that read «bankwupt!»
Just
joking and laughing
about it
with each other.»
So there you are, still
joking and complaining
about beans and rice, while you're living
with people who that feel so fortunate just to eat beans and rice.
While on the topic of innovation, the chancellor also
joked about new technologies assisting unskilled drivers, especially
with parking.