Sentences with phrase «with jokes on»

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If you get on an airplane you can «choose to be productive with Google Docs or be unproductive with your TV shows,» joked Google Chrome OS vice president Ceaser Sengupta at a press conference on Tuesday.

James has famously struggled with thinning hair on top of his head, even joking about it on social media as far as back as 2011.

«Melania Trump with a breakfast dish of diamonds on the cover of Vanity Fair Mexico looks like joke,» wrote one user in Spanish.

After that, my date prep sheet lands in my inbox, which has the results of a quick Internet / Facebook search of Lily's imprint, info on tonight's venue (a divey - but - not - too - divey bar that's just far enough away from my apartment that it doesn't look like I'm trying to get her to come home with me), and finally some conversation fodder and jokes.

Joking with reporters, Bush described Ferraro — the first woman on a major - party presidential ticket — with these words: «I can't say it, but it rhymes with rich.»

In the interests of smooth sailing, even seasoned veterans will accept superficial assurances and smiles instead of concrete answers, and will then go on to confuse good manners, pleasantries, and bad jokes with real agreement.

''... I used to joke with my colleagues that Larry & Sergey go out on their yachts - tie them together, sit back on the same recliners you'll find on their jumbo jet, each on his own yacht / set of yachts, smoke cigars, and put up pictures of Googlers with little snippets like «was a GM at muti - national telecomm company, got a Harvard MBA and is now answering Orkut tickets.»

Clooney also joked with the AP and said he used to clean his own vomit off his tuxedos, presumably after too many adult beverages at functions in Tinseltown, but now he still has vomit on his tuxedos because of the babies.

«I've made billionaires of dollars of failures at Amazon.com,» Bezos says, joking that it could be like «a root canal with no anesthesia» if he tried to dwell on them.

The Bayside crew tell him that's ridiculous, and Zack jokes that Jimmy going on a date with Nicole Kidman is «like Jessie becoming a stripper,» a reference to Berkley's notorious flop, «Showgirls.»

On a final note, I'd just like to say that I just wrote over 900 words about Viagra with nary a limp dick joke or stupid headline pun.

The chatbot is at least a bit convincing with some of its jokes because humans tell bad jokes on Twitter all day.

It disappeared faster than a bad Fall sitcom, leaving me to wonder why the only place I ever saw a pair were on my doctor as he conducted my appointments, complete with a note - taker on the other side of the connection (so many... jokes... can't pick... just one).

Mackey would joke with his friends that it would be great if life had these little blazes that said you're on the right path.

«People find a lot of joy in rediscovering a music playlist from months ago or an old joke with a neighbor, even though those things did not seem particularly meaningful in the moment,» Columbia's Ting Zhang said of her research on the subject (done while she was at Harvard).

Speaking on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, the President joked, «I was this cool high tech guy when I got there.

«I got a half a star from Businessweek on my book, so I just want you to take everything I say with a grain of salt,» he jokes.

Le, Do, and the research team pulled an all nighter; they took turns wearing a standard electrode cap — sort of like a bathing cap coated inside with gel to improve electrical conductivity — while watching movies, listening to jokes, arguing, and more, all while a graph on the screen tracked excitement.

Stephen Colbert opened his «Late Show» on Monday night with a series of spirited jokes on the FBI's raid of President Trump's personal attorney Michael Cohen's Manhattan office.

While on the topic of innovation, the chancellor also joked about new technologies assisting unskilled drivers, especially with parking.

A 30 - year veteran in finance, McCarthy decided to stay and joked with coworkers that «you don't walk out on friends in the middle of a knife fight.»

«Perhaps,» he joked with a confident twinkle, «they've already done so on the basis of this testimony.»

UPDATE: After a debate with one of the authors on CBC yesterday, I have been «re-educated» (just joking).

The monologue was brief (Carson's people didn't want Letterman doing any topical jokes), the «Top 10 List» didn't exist yet, and a science experiment with Don Herbert, TV's «Mr. Wizard,» went on far too long.

Some joke that straight razor shaving is an esoteric art practiced only by mentally unstable people with a death wish, and a new brand on the market expands on this idea.

Think about the funny inside jokes in your industry, and capitalize on it with some humorous content that's linkable.

The unfortunate positioning of her photo on the bus» wrap gave Ms. Smith her 15 - minutes of international fame, with jokes about the bus being lobbed by American comedians Jay Leno, Jimmy Kimmel, and Ellen DeGeneres.

Sen. Ted Cruz hit the campaign trail in both Pennsylvania and Indiana on Saturday bringing his campaign message to Pittsburgh, Plainfield and Indianapolis with a new joke based on Trump's criticism of North Carolina's new transgender bathroom law.

Hey, for the most part on board here, most religions are jokes, but what does Buddha's waistline have to do with the failure of the religion?

I was joking with someone in church on Sunday that if I haven't offended at least one person in a week, then I think I am going soft — they smiled;).

My husband had always asked me if I would want to be with him after death and I joked with him and said, «It depends on where you go.»

We suspend disbelief for enjoyment when we watch cartoon characters talk & romp on screen, but we don't expect the next mouse or duck or rabbit that we see to start speaking and joking with us!

Like biblical Hebrew, Atwood's witty prose is thick with double entendre and allusion, including hidden puns whose meanings dawn on us only later, and outrageous jokes that don't so much dawn as «bomb» (one of the book's metaphors and an effect of Atwood's powerfully laconic style)

«I'd have to agree with that,» said Savage, who'd just suggested, apparently mostly joking, that «abortion should be mandatory for about thirty years» because «there's too many [rude word deleted] people on the planet.»

(CNN)- Never one to miss a joke, even when it involves a threat on his life, David Letterman came armed with punchlines for Monday night's show, the first since a jihadist website urged its American followers to kill the comedian.

That means, they bring your food and anything extra you request, they clean up spills and other messes (throw up from a child, a broken glass etc.), keep your drinks filled, tolerate obnoxious customers with bad attitudes, laugh at jokes that aren't funny — and really the list could go on.

His work is indeed fascinating and shows some of the great mysteries of the universe with possible explainations (though string theory is a joke), but again, I don't see how he has disproven any religion, beyond Fundamentalist Christianity that insists evolution isn't real or that we live on a Young Earth.

I am not ashamed that when God strapped on sandals and walked among us, God fed the hungry, wept with the mourning, touched the untouchable, turned water into wine, cracked jokes about religion, obeyed his mom, defended the defenseless, bantered with children, forgave his enemies, and reminded us that the whole point of it all is to love God and love our neighbors well.

I got connected with the BioLogos Forum and even attended a conference on science and faith where I pretended to understand jokes at the lunch table about protein biosynthesis.

I have it on good authority he said «My wife... is such a comedian, always cracking up the apostles with her naughty jokes... Like did you hear the one she told about the Priest the Rabbi and the Pastor who were discussing how they apporting their collections and the Priest says «We go into the parking lot and draw a circle on the ground and throw all the money up and any that lands in the circle we give to God» and the Pastor says «Yeah, we do almost the same thing but give God anything that falls outside the circle» and the Rabbi looks at them both and says «We do almost the same thing to, draw a circle and throw up the money high into the air and God keeps what God wants...»

I thought straight away this is a joke as scriptures tell us only the father knows the time of his sons return and hes keeping it to himself he hasnt even told his son yet.Mark 13:32 This a mystery isnt God all knowing and isnt Jesus God it is a mystery.Yet I like that that is the case because it proves that the father is not the son and the son is not the father they are separate yet they are one just like the holy spirit.I have come across denominations that believe the father son and holy spirit are the one person i asked them how they can say that when Jesus was baptized we see 3 separate persons.We have enough information to know that we are in the last days the signs are present and increasing.Ever since Israel became a nation the countdown has begun.The verse the enemy will come like a thief in the night i have heard preached many times and i believe the preachers have got it wrong because they preach it from the view for the church to get there act together or you will miss out.This view is incorrect because if you are a born again believer following him in obedience and relying on the holy spirit you are not walking in darkness but are walking in the light so you will not be caught unaware as those who are sleeping this is a warning for those who are sleeping or walking according to the flesh they are in darkness.Remember the 10 wise virgins the ones who were alert and keep refilling there lamps went in with the bride those who slept were left behind and so it will be when the Lord returns.Now is the time to prepare our hearts and lives to be ready for his return.It is an exciting time to be living and we are to live in the expectation that the Lord could return at any time brentnz

On any given Sunday, we're likely to have someone hijack our time together with a psychotic rant, drunken jokes or anger, inappropriate song requests or the uncensored expression of a soul made raw by anguish.

For those that think this is a joke, go about your business and just try to reside with Jesus for eternity on your own without doing what He asks.

You associate it to the pictures of smiling «Jesus» walking with the crowds which they portray in their «Jesus «movie flicks... But the reality is, Jesus never went around smiling, joking and entertaining the crowds, He never pated His enemies on the shoulder and buried with them.

A critic once remonstrated with me saying, with an air of indignant reasonableness, «If you must make jokes, at least you need not make them on such serious subjects.»

Lindsey Stone was a carer working with disabled girls when, four years ago, a friend posted on Facebook a joke picture of her standing in front of a sign at a military cemetery that asked for silence and respect.

Now, on the contrary, he confronted them with the choice, and see, they chose the joke.

Itâ $ ™ s hot out, and I can think of nothing better to do than sitting on my porch with some friends, overlooking the beautiful Kennebacasis River, smoking my pipe filled with the new Executive Blend tobacco my brother sent me, drinking a fine red wine (preferably Syrah), and talking about the latest books weâ $ ™ ve read, movies weâ $ ™ ve seen, jokes weâ $ ™ ve heard, or thoughts weâ $ ™ ve had.

It was filled with internal, political junk, the pastor was a drunk, the shelter we ran was a joke... the women were turning tricks on the neighborhood streets... it was a mess.

The jokes on you FOJ, you worship false gods, you worship idols, you worship 3 gods, not 1, Christianity is a Jewish heresy mixed in with some paganism and Greek philosophy.