Sentences with phrase «with lame jokes»

It fails at being a horror movie, They failed to make me laugh with the lame jokes.

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Lame tech jokes aside, the makers of «Confession: A Roman Catholic App» say their software is seriously designed to help believers with the sacrament, and to help those who have left the church take a digital step back home.

(Of course, it works just as well with Baptists, Lutherans or virtually any group — organizational resistance to change being universal — so on that score the joke is lame.)

Besides, unlike wrapping a rubber band around the handle of the kitchen sink sprayer, which my brothers and I successfully fooled our parents with every year on this date growing up, that would be a truly lame joke (and now I can't stop laughing at the memory of them being so confused whilst getting sprayed with water every.

Plus, Ian has been storing up lame dad jokes for quite some time that he can't wait to share with our kids!

I tell a lame joke along the lines of ``... they shouldn't have got rid of Top Totty...» With charges pending, I can't say too much but apart from three beefy Northern Tory MPs the hero (ine) of the night was... the blond firecracker that is Thurrock's Jackie Doyle - Price, who came over all Peggy Mitchell in the Queen Vic: «No one messes wiv mah staff!!!!» Jacob Rees - Mogg, comedian

Okay, yeah sure, it's a movie cribbed from an Android videogame application but, that being said, it's not bad with all the pop culture references and lame - o bird jokes.

Worse, at least for parents with little ones in tow, the new movie wallows in lame jokes aimed at adults, such as one where a husky, whisker - studded transsexual princess says of Prince Charming, he «makes me hotter than July.»

This movie is a mixed bag on one side is Kevin Hart mostly improvising which give most of, if not all of the film's funny dialogue, he also shares good chemistry with Ice Cube, on the other side the scripted jokes, are most of the time well lame, this fun to watch now than most of the movies are ****

... Okay, so it's kind of lame to forcibly cite this film as nerdy to the point of getting a star with a surname that sounds kind of like «Edison», but the filmmakers had to have some corny joke somewhere in the casting, for it's not like Edison has been earning enough attention from, well, anyone to get a gig even this low in profile.

But as with most of these genre - tweaking romps, the fizz dissipates and what's left are obvious gore beats, lame jokes, uninspired plot mechanics and an inability to end the mayhem satisfactorily.

Films that might have fit this putative strand included the charming but overlong Timeless Stories, co-written and directed by Vasilis Raisis (and winner of the Michael Cacoyannis Award for Best Greek Film), a story that follows a couple (played by different actors at different stages of the characters» lives) across the temporal loop of their will - they, won't - they relationship from childhood to middle age and back again — essentially Julio Medem - lite, or Looper rewritten by Richard Curtis; Michalis Giagkounidis's 4 Days, where the young antiheroine watches reruns of Friends, works in an underpatronized café, freaks out her hairy stalker by coming on to him, takes photographs and molests invalids as a means of staving off millennial ennui, and causes ripples in the temporal fold, but the film is as dead as she is, so you hardly notice; Bob Byington's Infinity Baby, which may be a «science - fiction comedy» about a company providing foster parents with infants who never grow up, but is essentially the same kind of lame, unambitious, conformist indie comedy that has characterized U.S. independent cinema for way too long — static, meticulously framed shots in pretentious black and white, amoral yet supposedly lovable characters played deadpan by the usual suspects (Kieran Culkin, Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally, Kevin Corrigan), reciting apparently nihilistic but essentially soft - center dialogue, jangly indie music at the end, and a pretty good, if belated, Dick Cheney joke; and Petter Lennstrand's loveably lo - fi Up in the Sky, shown in the Youth Screen section, about a young girl abandoned by overworked parents at a sinister recycling plant, who is reluctantly adopted by a reconstituted family of misfits and marginalized (mostly puppets) who are secretly building a rocket — it's for anyone who has ever loved the Tintin moon adventures, books with resourceful heroines, narratives with oddball gangs, and the legendary episode of Angel where David Boreanaz turned into a Muppet.

It's essentially «Miss Congeniality» in the dog show world, with cheesy visual effects, hackneyed gross - out gags for the kids and lame jokes for the adults in the -LSB-...]

The problem with Epic Movie is that the jokes are so lame.

This one takes a promising comic leading man and makes him act a fool for the sake of acting a fool and rehashes the story of Noah and the ark with lame, predictable jokes — usually of the scatological variety.

Especially early on, the movie alternates innocuously lame sight gags like a dog wearing a bike helmet with jokes about anal sex and webcam masturbation.

He does what he can with what he's given, but it's frustrating to see him become the punchline of lame joke.

The first produced screenplay from Terri Hughes and Ron Milbauer is a mottle of rotting flesh stretched out between lame jokes on death, crotch sniffing digits, and splotches of gratuitous nudity, with unwanted formulaic pokes at Sam Raimi, John Landis, The Exorcist, and numerous other horror classics.

premise, but instead it goes off in a hundred different directions, trying for lame jokes and winding up with a hackneyed plot.

OK, so maybe Dwayne Johnson doesn't have to launch every franchise, particularly when it turns a beloved but really stupid «jiggle vision» show from nearly three decades ago into a lame comedy loaded with penis jokes.

wish they had installs right about now MS is a joke and anyone that bought a arcade system is the sort of consumer they want... one with no clue what a HUGE STICKING PILE OF SH!T MS is turning into... now just wait for Too Human will be called ugly and last gen with lame gameplay I hope Epic learns how to make a good story because Gears of War is about to get smashed by RFOM2!

It's an ongoing joke with people who have brains that «subtly hiding» products within any form of entertainment is ridiculously distracting and lame.