Sentences with phrase «with penis»

Erections, ejaculation (cumming), and wet dreams are normal parts of puberty for anyone with a penis.
He pulled her into a washroom, groped her, and partially penetrated her anus with his penis.
The patient did go to police immediately after her massage therapy session and told them she heard him unzip his pants and «play with his penis» while massaging her with his other hand.
Here one encounters Chantal Akerman's personal histories and Lynda Benglis's performance with penis.
It just made sense, the same with painting with my penis.
Also not to be missed is Mads Lynnerup's Untying a Shoe with an Erection (2003), a tongue - in - cheek performance of presumably a man untying his shoe with his penis.
In «Crying Cuntface» (2014), a cunt - faced figure with penis - head eyes cries; in «Cuntfaces» (2015), three bloody vagina dentatas are arranged side by side above a semen - spewing penis, and below three boxing speed bags.
Slathering himself with ketchup, chain - sawing the furniture and painting with his penis was his usual acts at the time.
Or, like many, you can just draw a giant penis on it, and then attempt to sell it online to other players who also want a car with a penis on it but can't be assed to create one themselves.
I doubt playing with your penis on the bus would yield the same results.
The most common crisis situation is a male cat with a stone present in its bladder that is just small enough to enter its ureter but not small enough to pass through the narrower portion with its penis.
With the penis firmly in place, ejaculation begins.
A dog that mounts a female dog must be able to penetrate the female's vulva with his penis.
It seemed to me that the male authors of gay novels were either depressed or obsessed with penis size.
Lucien Lessard and Henri Toulouse - Lautrec work to uncover the mysterious Colorman, a twisted little man who is inexplicably proud of a certain shade of blue he sells, and of his ability to frighten housekeepers with his penis.
When Rosie speaks to Mr. Tongo after Poppy is outed, he tells her: «For you, Poppy with a penis isn't any more or less variant than any of your other kids» wonderful quirks, and you love them all no matter what, and you just wake every day and raise them up.
OK, so maybe Dwayne Johnson doesn't have to launch every franchise, particularly when it turns a beloved but really stupid «jiggle vision» show from nearly three decades ago into a lame comedy loaded with penis jokes.
Why is Seth Rogen so obsessed with penis??
Rife with penis jokes, pot smoking, foul language, and other giggle - inducing gags, director David Gordon Green and his...
Watching this guy deliver lots of portentous expository dialogue about witches and dark magic with a penis drawn on his face is kind of amazing.
Alma's life gets both worse and better when a popular peer pokes her with his penis at a casual gathering (romance!)
But the fascinating Sick: The Life & Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist (1997) presented his ethos earlier and made a splash in the pre-boom era of documentary with a penis - nailing scene heard round the world.
Also, one of my exes was obsessed with his penis (which was rather unremarkable).
He is the man with no penis, who had sex with more than 100 women in his 40 - year life.
I am a full time lesbian and do not for any reason get intimate with anyone with a penis.
«We equate masculinity and power with penis size,» says Ira Sharlip, MD, clinical professor of urology at the University of California at San Francisco and president of the International Society for Sexual Medicine.
Not being equipped with a penis, I didn't have an immediate answer, so we agreed to research together.
When it wants sex, it simply rears up and stabs its mate with its penis.
A piece of equipment malfunctioned, and David emerged from the operation with his penis obliterated.
The group lobbies against unnecessary genital surgery on infants and maintains that current medical protocols are based on stereotypes: Maleness is equated with penis size, femaleness with fertility.
Among vertebrates the Argentine lake duck is the leader, with a penis that can exceed the length of the bird's 16 - inch body.
The first to pierce the other's skin with its penis is the male of pair.
Freddie Dean Smith, a convicted felon with a lengthy criminal record and former Assistant Superintendent in New Rochelle, was granted an administrative license by NYSED while he was then on probation after a felony conviction for endangering a police officer in Virginia and while awaiting sentencing on two separate sex crimes in South Carolina (he followed women around in stores with his penis hanging out of his pants while he masturbated).
You would think that, as a person with a penis, my husband would learn how to avoid getting peed on during diaper changes.
My 3 - year - old son has started to play with his penis.
When I gave birth to a baby with a penis it was not even in our parental discussion to make the decision about having him circumcised.
As with a penis that's circumcised, an uncircumcised one should be kept clean.
I have a 2.5 yr old boy who's absolutely in love with his penis.
Being we are going to military doctors, I admit I am a bit worried that they will try and mess with Alex's penis... I think I will just casually mention he is intact and I don't want to have anyone messing with his penis unless they tell me first and explain why it is needed.
The dangers associated with penis sounding are presumably obvious: it simply is not a good idea to stick anything down your urethra.
Good luck with the penis care: you are right to be concerned, and I admire you for planning to talk to the MD about it.
Please don't mess with his penis» diatribe.
Men are only interested in looks and think with their penis.
My husband is circ'd and we are actually (TMI and he will kill me, lol) looking into forskin restoring, he's happy with his penis how it is, and doesn't feel like he has «lost» anything, nor does he have any bad thoughts about his parents, but we've done some research and read some websites and have talked about it a bit (obviosuly it wouldnt be the same as having not been circ'd but it would be an improvement.)
A friend of mine found a new species of harvestmen with a penis that makes up about 50 % of its body mass.
Michael, a fine and clever retort, what with penis and mum and all such deep and meaningful language.
«I have a little penis / It's small and kind of gray / And when it's hard and ready / With penis I shall play!
That's what I say and the hell with Obama if he doesn't do something about my problem with my penis!
Do you REALLY believe that «god» is going to judge you based on what you do with your penis?
How should they speak kindly and graciously but communicating basically: we don't want to see your parade or your genitals in our towns for all to witness; we don't want people with penises in our girls» locker rooms; we don't want our houses of worship spray - painted pink; we don't want to associate the fight against racism or slavery with the fight for «insert LBGT issue of the day».
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