And if it were up to me, I would be rollerblading that smooth boardwalk nonstop — but Scott will never approve, its right up there
with whirlybird hats and tandem bikes to him — so we stick to skateboards and bikes.
Be it taking out a Russian attack helicopter
with a stealthy hero or destroying a
whirlybird by damaging its rotor blades
with bottles of hooch during a zombie apocalypse; the following fights
with airborne a-holes are the definition of badass... eh, if someone's recently rewritten the dictionary.