They're not there when: * your baby is diagnosed failure to thrive * you're threatened with formula feeding or the child will be removed from your care * the severe jaundice * the stinky teas and horsepills * your baby starts crying when you
unbutton your
shirt to feed them * your child eventually refuses the breast * you nurse, then formula feed, then pump, then feed what you pumped, and then start all over again
without a break * the lactation consultants who offer helpful hints like «you must be doing it wrong» or «stop being so lazy!»
Oh yeah, at my very first court appearance, across the aisle from me was a male lawyer
without a jacket or tie, wrinkled
shirt unbuttoned a little too far, and his pants were torn open at the seam, below the pocket.