Sentences with phrase «worse than our joke»

there is no chance that the new team is worse than our joke of a team now..

The only thing worse than a joke team, which we are, is a joke club run by amateurs who know nothing and care even less.

It's probably way too many days later for anyone to actually read this, but I just want to say that joking about addiction is certainly no worse than joking about any number of other things, like religion or death, which people do all the time.

Not exact matches

It disappeared faster than a bad Fall sitcom, leaving me to wonder why the only place I ever saw a pair were on my doctor as he conducted my appointments, complete with a note - taker on the other side of the connection (so many... jokes... can't pick... just one).

You are right that our long term stature would soon bring us back to the top with an honourable and caring regime in charge, rather than the present bad jokes misrunning every facet of our club; even the medical and scouting staff too.

Albert Pujols hit.241 /.286 /.386 in 2017, and even after adjusting for park and more, his OPS + still only came out to 81: that's worse than what Jason Heyward managed this past summer, and Heyward's contract is a joke even with what his glove is bringing to the table.

We are gonna be worse than West Ham lol seriously tho this is the worst time in arsenals history due to the fact that we're a laughing stock a joke even when we wasn't competing for the league years ago we were still a respected club!

Lucky to draw at Everton (Defense), 2 pts lost Tied away to newly promoted Leicester (Defense), 2 pts lost Should have beaten City @ Home (Defense), 2 pts lost Tied at home to an even sh *** er Spurs (Defense), 2 pts lost Why even show up at Stamford Bridge as we can't beat a Mourinho Chelsea team (Defense), 3 pts lost Tied @ home to Hull SERIOUSLY (Defense), 2 pts lost Allowed Swansea to comback when we're leading (Defense), 3 pts lost Man Utd's worst side ever beat us @ HOME (Defense), 3 pts lost and BIGGEST JOKE SO FAR We all know what happened at Stoke... (Defense) and most recently tied away to weaker Liverpool team when we had the lead and conceded in injury time with more than half our team being defensive players at the time, (Defense)

Yeah English team were bad but the big joke was on Arsenal and everybody is laughing at Arsenal than any other of the three teams.Do you know last night win for Zagreb is their first win in CL since 1999.

I would just like us to get to the end of the season without us being embarassed every other week, this season has been a joke so far, worse than last season and the season before that and so on.

It's no joke keeping wenger for another rebuild was suicide and I'm afraid to tell everyone that this will be the worst season in wengers history 35mil for xhaka instead of 32mil kante was when I ended my hopes for wenger and now bakayoko aswell is he blind??? I wanted mendy aswell being an arsenal fan is horrible iv hated the last 2 years more than the last 3 decades coz I know hope is gone WENGEROUT before its late and we end up being the smallest slowest team in prem history

In fact, Blackburn's newest owners have been greeted with sniggers and ample amounts of puns and jokes, but even worse than unimaginative cheap jokes are likely to come out of this latest forgiven investment deal as the Premier League lose yet more of his traditional English roots and heritage.

Rather than pulling crackers and telling bad jokes over their Christmas turkey, the Chelsea players sensed something was up from Mourinho's sombre mood after he had taken a downbeat Thursday training session in which he sported a newly shaved head and stubble.

I once heard a joke about a man who said leg cramps were worse than labour.

Remember last year, when the big running joke was, «Well, at least we're at the end of 2016 because it can't get much worse than this!»

There is nothing worse than, after the childbirth and filling out all that paperwork, finding out that the name chosen for the child actually has an offensive meaning in another country, which can cause rejection and even be the target of jokes by other people towards the son or daughter.

Its too bad we couldn't have gotten someone better than Lazio to run then we never would have to deal with this awful joke of a Republican ticket.

That's why many joke that the national bird of China has become the construction crane — and why Beijing's air pollution remains so bad that it can be difficult to see more than three blocks through the dull gray haze that irritates the eyes and provokes the nose and throat.

Even worse, I see so many people make jokes about clogged arteries while eating junk food, saying things like «I'd rather enjoy life than worry about clogged arteries».

Is it just me or was that weekend shorter than normal?!?! I know bad joke, but hopefully everyone remembered to spring their clocks forward Sunday.

Even the writers know that their jokes stink, but rather than coming up with a funnier one, they stick with the bad joke and add the trumpet in a self - deprecating, see - we're - in - on - the - joke kind of way.

This is a lame joke by anyone's standards, but coming from one of the greatest silent comedians (still recognisable as the little tramp, even though he is playing a different character) makes it sound even worse than it really is.

Worse, at least for parents with little ones in tow, the new movie wallows in lame jokes aimed at adults, such as one where a husky, whisker - studded transsexual princess says of Prince Charming, he «makes me hotter than July.»

It is the worst possible Christmas movie to date and I'm not even joking, taking LSD while watching Disaster Movie would be better than this, and Disaster Movie led up to its expectations.

Over the course of the movie, Reynolds will spend far less time fighting bad guys than he will offering crude commentary, demolishing the fourth wall, making X-Men inside jokes, and occasionally all three at once — e.g., «Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my own movie?

The comedy here works more often than not and he doesn't linger on any one joke too long for you to hardly notice the bad ones.

The problem is that it employs the worn - out tactics of pretty much every lame juvenile laffer from the last four years: bad jokes are told, then let out in the air to die — and everyone stares at each other for longer than is deemed socially acceptable.

Hardly a perfect film — it may be played too straight for that, never fully getting the cruel joke at its core that provides the picture its pulse — Less Than Zero is one of the strongest artifacts from one of our worst decades in cinema because it puts a finger to what went wrong.

One moment they could be talking about how simple the internet is and the next one is making fun of the fact that the other's hair did something funny and what makes it work is that we get the joke and are laughing with these two rather than at them, or even worse just watching them laugh.

The acting's sub-par across the board, the script is terrible, none of the jokes are funny, it's openly misogynistic, and Columbus finally made a film worse than Nine Months.

What better way to celebrate the beginning of a new school year and the 20th anniversary of Edutopia than by sharing a list of 20 bad science jokes!

Tenure for teachers would be nothing more than a bad joke if it didn't destroy the education experience for tens of thousands of children who are subjected to incompetent / cruel / perverted people on a daily basis.

With the exception of the bad joke cynical marketing ploy being played on the more money than brains consumer... McLaren Senna... I completely agree with you.

They will squirm a little with the 1963 late adolescents talking and experiencing life like late adolescents; they will come to appreciate the underside of Soviet / Russian life as experienced by more - or-less ordinary people, who also tell bad Russian jokes; they will learn perhaps more than they ever knew of the way advertising works in international contexts; and will come to see how they, too, are bounced along the edges of history.

Imagine going through the ordeal of a brutal rape, only to later be told en - mass by social media what has just destroyed your entire world is no better or worse than somebody's knee being touch to emphasise the punch line of a joke.

As with all distressed companies, I'll studiously ignore the P&L — claiming certain expenditures are exceptional every single bloody year is even worse than a bad joke [OK, here's one: I had such fond memories of Jimmy Savile when I was a kid — all these revelations just leave a bad taste in my mouth.

Though most adults should know better than to give caffeine to a dog as a joke, the number of «drunk dog» videos on Youtube demonstrate that some need to be told that giving dogs drinks is also a bad idea.

We are not using our initiative to market and promote adoptable animals in the media — the spca and humane society do not properly network with other animal rescue groups — The by - laws should be changed to more than 3 dogs or cats so that people want to care for more animals are able to do so — If the animals are well taken care of and arent a nuisance than badly needed homes from animal lovers should not be considered a crime — Imagine compassion and caring are the crime and yet you are weighing the pros and cons of murdering the animals and that is OK — Does anyone reading this see the insanity!!?? If the insanity wasnt so tragic it would be a joke!!

Not a single person is actually capable of uttering a complete sentence without attempting to inject some cutting remark or rude joke, and thus the story never manages to get further than stopping the bad guy because reasons.

(no I don't got better than this, bad jokes happen, it's life)

Playing Shaq Fu is like having to listen to a bad joke where your friend forgot the punch line and all you can think about is anything else you would rather be doing than listening to him try to pull together whatever wisps of life may be left in his failed attempt at humor.

The demonstration at Paris Games Week last year was worse than a Chuckle Brothers tribute act at Butlins (very British joke there gamers, basically think of the worst double act of all time in your country... then times it by the size of the No Man's Sky Universe).

You won't find much to think about in this narrative other than if Green Arrow's dad jokes could be any worse, but that's part of its charm — this experience focuses on the powers of the heroes more than what's going on inside of their heads.

Lo is all about making money and bad dick jokes and he I actually found him more annoying as a character in this game than the previous one, so the decline in likability continues to wang, er, wan since the early games.

No wonder, then, that an outraged critic, no worse than most, exclaimed before Le Bain, as the Dejeuner was known in 1863: «This is a young man's practical joke.»

U.S. science programs are turning into little more than bad jokes, it seems.

As jokes cure bad mood, what could be better than starting your day with a smile?

Carolyne: What you speak of when you say «We are ALL supposed to be equally standardized, all equally «trained»... Such a bad joke... One not better equipped than the next.

I am sure that many would agree that the policing role as it currently functions is nothing more than a bad joke.