Sentences with phrase «wrote jokes for»

Ron's sitcom stardom brings unexpected repercussions, while Eddie writes jokes for his idol Roy's Tonight Show appearance.

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This ultimately led to Apatow writing jokes for Shandling during his emcee performances, and then writing and directing on The Larry Sanders Show.

He met Allen in the late 60s and would write jokes for him (as well as others like Johnny Carson and Joan Rivers) and wrote one screenplay that was never made, called The Filmmaker.

Not exact matches

«For anyone who has absolutely no humor in their soul please know my tweets are a joke and I will die laughing if I see blogs and media really think I am being serious,» wrote Kardashian.

Between songs, they told jokes and shared personal stories about how they met, got their start and how Kenny's inspiration for writing the song «Last Dollar» was literally being down to his last dollar in Vegas in 2002.

In Ephesians, Paul writes: «Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen» (Ephesians 4:29) and «Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place, but rather thanksgiving» (Ephesians 5:4).

Also, the Bible is a book written by humans and for humans, and since humans throughout time and around the world all engage in sex and joke about sex, what would be really shocking is if the Bible didn't talk about sex.

As I wrote in 101 Secrets for Your Twenties, «Your wife might not tell jokes like your college roommate did.

Religion is such a joke that anyone who is willing to write stuff and exaggerate about it and make someone feel good that's religion for you in a nut shell.

While much of his «ladies» man» behavior was written off as a joke (such things often are) Irin Carmon and Amy Brittain — the two reporters who broke this story for the Post — say they've been attempting to substantiate the rumors for years.

Beneath the tireless energy for reading and writing and arguing and joking he was slowly but perceptibly acquiring a new kind and degree of inner peace.

Dan and I have a running joke that if A Year of Biblical Womanhood flops, I can always revert to Plan B: «fall» off the treadmill, claim to go to Purgatory for the duration of my blackout, and then write a guaranteed bestseller entitled 7 Minutes in Purgatory.

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thanks for the sensible comment fatboy yep i know i do get that they do nt really mean it, but i just cant come to terms with that, i do nt really expect civilised culture in a sport but generally from the people in the world, yep you are right about the real world, maybe thats the reason it annoys me extremely, i mean look our world is rotten to the core, the human mindset is terrible when it faces danger or problems for himself, and maybe thats the reason i just want football to stay as just as an entertainment industry but when i see that people even here let the words flow in any kind of way just because the are frustrated, i really cant come to terms with it, i really love black humor and some akbs react angrily when some fans tell some wheelchair jokes or for example on the post from admin where one could write jokes about wenger, some were really awesome, but when people cant control their emotion after a game and abuse other people it just irritates me as hell cause i really think that thats one of the big problems in the world..

Besides your intriguing personality it's obvious that your writing is from the heart and not from your hat (sorry for the bad mom joke).

-LSB-...] inside jokes, freelance writing pieces for her review, and planning outings.

Parenting isn't easy, which is why it's a perfect topic for joke - writing.

Jacob Rees Mogg stands for the Tories, joking that his comment was written for him by the whips.

«The new British love for outrage is threatening to turn us into a country of humourless, po - faced robots, spluttering angry denunciations at anyone who expresses an unusual idea or a cruel joke,» politics.co.uk's editor Ian Dunt wrote.

There's little to fear from the existing Do - It - Yourself Biology (DIYbio) movement, concludes a report released today by the Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars in Washington, D.C. «There's been a lot of debate in the biosecurity community about what DIYers may or may not be doing, from making narcotics to pandemics to viruses that kill heads of state (I'm not joking),» writes Wilson fellow and report co-author Daniel Grushkin in an e-mail to ScienceInsider.

As I wrote this, I pondered what I was grateful for and the following came to mind: The roof over my head, my eyesight, another day with my son, a good joke, and food on my table.

I realize writing a researched article all about inducing muscle pump to look good for an event may seem like a joke... perhaps superfluous and a big waste of time.

Beans, the butt of countless flatulence jokes, are often written off as food for poor people, or cheap substitutes for meat.

No I'm joking what I meant to say is it depends on where you live, for example Melbourne is renowned for having four seasons in one day, remember Crowded House even wrote a song about it!

Boutique Fitness / / This feels like a bit of a joke to write about now, in which I haven't broken a sweat in about three four weeks, BUT — believe it or not — I was doing well in the resolutions department for a hot second.

Exhibiting all that they sell in one single post would be like a joke and so just one category is to be explored for today in this writing; the category without which the style statement of a girl in this summary Season won't go fine, the sandals!

I'd also like to apologize in advance for all the bad jokes I make in this post, I was tired when I wrote this, haha sorry (not sorry).

«After days of deliberating over some extremely disappointing news that I was being threatened with termination by Executives because of a comedy special that was only intended to bring communities closer together, I was to be punished for a joke,» he wrote.

I love to sing and I write clean jokes for seniors.

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I love drawing, friends, cooking, reading, writing, picnics, adventure, cracking jokes and lots more.I will send a photo of me later and my address.E - mail me at [email protected] or text or call ([phone] for a start.

The movie also relies on a lot of the same, tired genre clichés despite its attempts to shake up the formula, and it drags on for so long that it practically writes its own jokes about the title.

Written by Etan Cohen (with creative input from David Koepp, Jeff Nathanson, and Michael Soccio), the screenplay for Men in Black III has some outdated jokes and slang which, given the film's premise, might've worked had they not been so distracting.

Like much of what passes for mainstream American comedy nowadays, the movie (which Gluck wrote with Rob Lieber) seems to anticipate a mirthless reception by laughing long and hard at its own jokes.

I'm not sure who wrote the best jokes, but they're played more for audience response than Anderson usually tries for.

It's a gloriously written film, with jokes that are crafted rather than excavated from reams of on - set improvisation1; the success of the punchlines is scattershot and up for debate (connoisseurs of the Borscht belt should find much to admire, but a rehash of Lloyd's lovesick daydream flatlines, due in no small part to an overestimation of the comic chops and kitsch appeal of Honey Boo - Boo's mom), yet there is something bracing about its structural classicism after the last few years of watching the Church of Apatow whack off.

Benedict, Abbington and Gatis all agreed this morning that this season will be the darkest thing the showrunners have ever written for the show — «a real emotional roller coaster,» said Cumberbatch, but, Gatis added, «with jokes.»

This is, of course, the latest casualty of the whole Judd Apatow R - rated comedy epidemic, where good writing, clever jokes and likable characters are crudely shoved aside for a torrent of boobs, F - bombs and drugs.

Talking about the project's origins, Anderson teasingly tied in some of Phantom Thread's plot, joking that he hadn't been feeling well and noticed «a love and affection» from his wife he hadn't seen in a while, adding: «So, I called Daniel to say, «I think I have a good idea for a movie...» One thing lead to another and then we had fashion books all over our house and we kept talking, writing and then things kept going, going and going until it seemed impossible to stop.

Scott Neustadter and Michael H. Weber have written a terrific adaptation of the Sestero book that never goes for the easy joke but always is aware this is first and foremost a human comedy.

By Michael Russnow HollywoodNews.com: For the past two years I've written reviews of The Golden Globes excoriating Ricky Gervais for mostly tedious humor and lapses in judgment that resulted in so - called jokes that were in severely bad tasFor the past two years I've written reviews of The Golden Globes excoriating Ricky Gervais for mostly tedious humor and lapses in judgment that resulted in so - called jokes that were in severely bad tasfor mostly tedious humor and lapses in judgment that resulted in so - called jokes that were in severely bad taste.

The two screenwriters have written this joyless and unfunny comedy in some warped universe where they seemed to have skipped every single other «loser comedy» that already exploded the same jokes for the past ten years.

I suppose he deserves some credit for trying to be lively, but too often he throws in really bad jokes (case in point: he refers to one of the numerous weightless leaps as a «Weight Watchers» and «Sarah Ferguson» leap — ha ha ha) or playacts the role of ignorant interviewer; too rarely does he shed light on writing the unique and difficult task of writing a distinctly Asian film from a Western sensibility.

Though Southpaw may not be the kind of movie that Academy voters will deliver accolades to, it's a masterful performance for Gyllenhaal, in a role originally intended for left - handed rapper Eminem (no joke), who breathes a great deal of life to a role that could easily have been deemed underwritten if left to someone who didn't add more to what had been on the written pages of the old - fashioned script.

This oddball story, written and directed by Anders Thomas Jen sen, whom Dogme followers might remember from his screenplay for the 1999 hit «Mifune,» is more than a one - joke concept.

There are also plenty of times where jokes fall flat and never quite work, but that's just what you get with substandard writing for a formulaic comedy that's not meant to be anything more than week - old counter-programming to «Avengers: Age of Ultron.»

I have seen far too many comedies lately, ahem Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues, where the jokes go on for too long and the movie is thirty minutes longer than it needs to because they are too impressed with their writing and don't know how to edit.

After that, Harmon «went off and wrote different things» for the movie, and though some of his jokes «might have stayed in there,» most of what he came up with was «too out in Dan Harmon - land» to really fit.

The two couples separate and find unfulfilling love in the arms of joke paramours because real contenders for affection and respect are complicated to write and resolve; and in the end, all these people we've decided we don't like, much less identify with, end up back together so as to breed adorable, Annie Hall - dressed, poop - obsessed moppets.