Sentences with phrase «wrote jokes on»

Read to Laugh Reading Write jokes on index cards and put them in a learning center along with joke books.

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«Melania Trump with a breakfast dish of diamonds on the cover of Vanity Fair Mexico looks like joke,» wrote one user in Spanish.

Tech insiders like to joke about how a startup hasn't really gone under until its founder or CEO writes about their experience on Medium.

On a final note, I'd just like to say that I just wrote over 900 words about Viagra with nary a limp dick joke or stupid headline pun.

Offended by the joke, the customer wrote his own note on the cup saying, «2 of my sisters have diabetes, so... not funny,» and then sent a picture to the Jacksonville news station via Facebook.

I use it as an ice - breaking anecdote at women's retreats, I wrote about it on my blog, I use it as a sermon illustration when I preach at Christmas: I have all my jokes down pat.

And I freely admit I sometimes use too many extraneous, space - consuming, overly - descriptive, qualifying, words or sentences written quickly and in a stream - of - conscientiousness, run - on sort of fashion with occasional typos mostly due to fatigue of being up way too late (which also explains this post in general) after a long day of political discussion which refreshingly had little religious content though of course there is often much overlap between the two but posting is barely a hobby but more of an occasional passtime so now i wonder if what I write could be considered abuse as I've can't really recall seeing much if any sorrt of «text filibustering» not that this is exactly filibustering more a spontaneous text performance response joke and meant in jest to be absurdly long and useless so of course i hope you appreciate the spirit.

I joked that I should write one of my blog posts on seven different ways to eat broccoli in a week.

thanks for the sensible comment fatboy yep i know i do get that they do nt really mean it, but i just cant come to terms with that, i do nt really expect civilised culture in a sport but generally from the people in the world, yep you are right about the real world, maybe thats the reason it annoys me extremely, i mean look our world is rotten to the core, the human mindset is terrible when it faces danger or problems for himself, and maybe thats the reason i just want football to stay as just as an entertainment industry but when i see that people even here let the words flow in any kind of way just because the are frustrated, i really cant come to terms with it, i really love black humor and some akbs react angrily when some fans tell some wheelchair jokes or for example on the post from admin where one could write jokes about wenger, some were really awesome, but when people cant control their emotion after a game and abuse other people it just irritates me as hell cause i really think that thats one of the big problems in the world..

They have, if we are being honest been bloody awful and a couple of wins in the Europa League (that many on this forum have written off as being a joke tournament in the past) is just papering over the cracks.

The writing was already on the wall, when there was a pause after the Xhaka signing... This is way beyond a joke.

Belly Laughs: The Naked Truth About Pregnancy and Childbirth (click here to check price on Amazon) is written in a very down - to - earth style and is full of jokes and humor, which is a nice approach that you'll probably appreciate compared to some of the other books that are written in an almost clinical style.

«I would like to write another book, but it would have to go on being personal stories so, as my wife says, slightly joking, it would have to be «What Henry Did Next.»

When POTUS rambles about going to war or openly criticizes his administration on Twitter, you take what he wrote seriously, as in it's not a joke he means it - irrespective of it not being an official or traditional communication channel.

Peppered with in - jokes about the cynicism of politics in general and race politics in particular, Kwame clearly did plenty of homework before writing and directing this play and was unafraid of stepping on a few toes.

In January 2012, I wrote a column that made a little joke about humanities Ph.D. students learning important skills such as how to put sheets on their mothers» basement couches.

British climate blogger David Thorpe admitted online to having designed the bogus journal site as a joke, but insisted he did not write the faux paper, which has since been pulled from the Web — though it remains on Google's servers.

As I wrote this, I pondered what I was grateful for and the following came to mind: The roof over my head, my eyesight, another day with my son, a good joke, and food on my table.

No I'm joking what I meant to say is it depends on where you live, for example Melbourne is renowned for having four seasons in one day, remember Crowded House even wrote a song about it!

It just so happens I recently wrote an article highlighting the funniest dating profiles (most of them intentionally funny) so you can read through that to get an idea of what kinds of jokes go over well on a dating site.

Sending the first online dating message to that Ways To Write That First Online Dating Message joke that isn't funny and then These were the most hilariously creepy messages my readers have received on dating websites.

The movie also relies on a lot of the same, tired genre clichés despite its attempts to shake up the formula, and it drags on for so long that it practically writes its own jokes about the title.

Surprisingly limiting itself to a single passing prison - rape joke, the screenplay (written by Reynolds himself, Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick) starts to fill in the outlines of an actual moral arc here, as Randall looks to Deadpool as a surrogate father figure, while Deadpool rebuffs every opportunity to play the protector — at least until the arrival of Cable (Josh Brolin, finally giving this franchise an iron - sphinctered straight man), a bio-enhanced super-soldier from the future, who smashes his way into the Ice Box intent on killing Randall.

Though the humor on the show can be a little too dry at times, and some of the in - jokes are only funny if you've worked in a hospital setting before, it features sharp writing and excellent performances from its cast.

But the writing is spot - on and unlike Saturday Night Live, where both Farley and Spade were working at the time, the jokes have an actual ending.

It's a gloriously written film, with jokes that are crafted rather than excavated from reams of on - set improvisation1; the success of the punchlines is scattershot and up for debate (connoisseurs of the Borscht belt should find much to admire, but a rehash of Lloyd's lovesick daydream flatlines, due in no small part to an overestimation of the comic chops and kitsch appeal of Honey Boo - Boo's mom), yet there is something bracing about its structural classicism after the last few years of watching the Church of Apatow whack off.

are nothing to write home about or, indeed, to write anything about: boy jokes, gay jokes, hitting on girls, and accessing emotions through failed bondings with father / son figures.

This ultimately led to Apatow writing jokes for Shandling during his emcee performances, and then writing and directing on The Larry Sanders Show.

I suppose he deserves some credit for trying to be lively, but too often he throws in really bad jokes (case in point: he refers to one of the numerous weightless leaps as a «Weight Watchers» and «Sarah Ferguson» leap — ha ha ha) or playacts the role of ignorant interviewer; too rarely does he shed light on writing the unique and difficult task of writing a distinctly Asian film from a Western sensibility.

Written and directed by first - time filmmaker Rob McKittrick, «Waiting...» could be described as the «Office Space» of waiting tables, but the clever commentary is wasted on an audience who can't relate to a majority of the jokes.

With all those other heroes crowding the screen in a movie called Captain America: Civil War, it's easy to start thinking of Cap's new movie as another Avengers flick (and to then write jokes to that effect on the Internet, if that happens to be your job), but Chris Evans has made it clear that's not the case.

Though Southpaw may not be the kind of movie that Academy voters will deliver accolades to, it's a masterful performance for Gyllenhaal, in a role originally intended for left - handed rapper Eminem (no joke), who breathes a great deal of life to a role that could easily have been deemed underwritten if left to someone who didn't add more to what had been on the written pages of the old - fashioned script.

I have seen far too many comedies lately, ahem Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues, where the jokes go on for too long and the movie is thirty minutes longer than it needs to because they are too impressed with their writing and don't know how to edit.

Gerwig's writing, first with Baumbach and now on her own, has a naturalistic tone that is funny without having jokes, heartbreaking without being schmaltzy, highly specific and yet clearly universal.

There's been a certain desperation to the efforts, with films like «Shark Tale» and «Chicken Little» relying too much on puns and associations instead of writing actual jokes.

If it gets bogged down a bit in its dutiful inclusion of procedural and action hijinks, the movie still sails on the strength of some of its joke writing, and the chemistry and smart use of its stars, Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill.

The writing on showcase here differs from most R - rated fare, not so reliant on pervasive profanity, gross - out humor / nudity, or joke - to - joke writing with no propelling narrative momentum once said joke ends.

At a certain point, our dullard duo Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim (who wrote, directed, and star) break the fourth wall, turn directly to the camera, and explain half of a joke they just told (It's about the play on «soft» and «hard,» they say, forgetting, apparently, to mention the comic «Rule of Three» that precedes it).

Hostile comments on Facebook are written off as «just a joke»; downloading pirated music may be acknowledged as probably wrong, but is still often met with an «everybody does it» shrug.

I didn't know if they would ever get off the boats, and we joked about writing a Gusto & Gecko adventure on the sea about it.»

Following on from the success of BBC Comedy Classroom [launched in April 2016] which saw Sarah Jayne, Samuel and Tom crowned as the future of British comedy, the «Red Nose Day Comedy Classroom with Blue Peter» competition will provide resources to teachers and call upon children aged 6 - 12 across the UK to write three funny, original and creative jokes.

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This is a Snow White as you've never seen it - twists and surprises all along the way, perhaps some of the worst jokes you'll hear this year - and what about The Mirror... checking out Facebook!?! Other Christmas scripts written by Sue Russell available off TES and www.plays-r-ussell.com Sample Text: Snow White: Scene 3 Back at the Palace (Mirror awaiting arrival of Wicked Queen, scanning pages of Facebook on laptop computer) Mirror: (Excitedly) Wahoo!

I won't reveal too many details from the conversation (for that, you'll have to wait for our January feature on BookPage.com), but I will give this teaser: In our hour - long conversation, I somehow managed to seriously crack up over Paulsen's jokes; be incredibly inspired by his love of reading and writing; and feel compelled to buy a used copy of Hatchet on my lunch hour since my own copy is on the shelf in the house where I grew up.

When I started on the site, the «review» space was for book lovers to write their thoughts and express themselves, maybe rant or joke, often post funny (and irrelevant) pictures.

I also spend a fair amount of time joking around with some very funny writers and taking part in writing discussions on Twitter.

I've half - joked about writing a book on how to go back to school in your 40s and who knows?

The central joke of this episode was «this boarding house is less luxurious than I expected,» and the writing outside of that gag wasn't much better, featuring multiple comic beats focused on getting trapped in boobs and stuff like that.

Yes I laugh, joke & make fun of myself, but I still keep on writing.

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