In a zippy supporting cast there's much to enjoy in the matchmaking toucan, a serenading canary (with a bottle - top for a hat) and a gang of thieving monkeys, whose chief wears a gold wristwatch around his waist, like a prizefighter's belt. (independent.co.uk)
The infinity scarf / snood, I actually thieved from my brother xD and I'm wearing one of my favourite vintage belts, this one my aunty gave me a few years ago and it's in such good condition! (viviyunn.com)
They do very little for security, as you can easily hammer on a cheap 3/4» socket for thieving purposes. (mechanics.stackexchange.com)