Whilst I applaud the analysis and time taken to write said article, it is just far too in depth for the average footie fan with the attention span of a gnat. (justarsenal.com)
With electronics as entertainment, then wonder why they gave the attention spans of gnats at school. (becomingminimalist.com)
I have the attention span of a gnat, so it's always nice to have new things to add to my exercise repertoire. (hab-it.com)