There's the two eccentric partners, lots of side gags, and a very boring plot. (qwipster.net)
I could tell you a bunch of boring plot stuff, about how Shia LaBeouf is gone, making way for Mark Wahlberg's widower with a teenage daughter (Nicola Peltz, much ogled by the camera). (timeout.com)
What strikes you most about A Thousand Words — more than the terrible jokes, the downright boring plot and dull pace — is that someone thought it was a good idea to take a man whose entire comic persona is that of a fast talker — indeed, at one point the most engaging comedian on the planet — and silence him. (thenational.ae)